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Authorities Recommend Keeping A 2-Mile Social Distance From Liverpool Fans
CITING the need to preserve the public’s sanity, health authorities recommend keeping 2 miles away from Liverpool fans for the ... -
‘People’s Elbow’ Discovered To Be Largely Ineffective In On-Street Brawling
A RENOWNED Waterford self-defence tutor has advised against utilising moves seen in professional wrestling as part of an attempt to ... -
Court Hears John Delaney Still An Awful Prick
FORMER FAI CEO John Delaney has made the news again today as part of an ongoing OCDE investigation into the ... -
Local Man Reaches Nirvana 15 Seconds Into Arse Scratching
THRONGS OF Buddhist monks have descended on the home of one Waterford man after reports he achieved a transcendent state ... -
Irish People Tell Us What Their Local Pub Means To Them
THE REOPENING of the pubs, a day that will be etched into the national psyche for generations to come. Tears ... -
“This Is Like Being Jewish In WWII”: Your Compulsory Face Mask Reactions
WITH WORD circulating that wearing face masks on public transport could become compulsory, WWN took to the streets to garner ... -
Where Are They Now: Covid-19
“I JUST feel like I let the entire Coronavirus name down” sighs a jaded, beaten-down Covid-19 virus as it gazed ... -
Growing Calls For Men To Be Neutered
THE PREVAILING school of thought across swathes of academic and medical fields is now spreading throughout society, with the once ... -
Double Dropping Two Yokes Proven To Work Against Covid-19
A NEW research group headed by a team of young Waterford men have published findings centred around the fact that ... -
Varadkar Responds To Speech Critics By Asking Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has rubbished claims that his use of a Mean Girls quote was ‘inappropriate’ in a speech ...









