ALREADY conspiring to see how to make a one-week holiday into two weeks with the government’s new sick pay scheme, WWN guides you now through the process of what is set to be the most misused employment law that enhances worker’s rights that the nation has ever seen. Search Calandar For Bank Holidays/Holy Days As… Read more »
AS up to 10,000 ‘hot desk’ slots open up for remote working across the country today, work-from-home dad of two Michael Conlon is brushing up on all the hilarity and merriment that saw him receive ‘Office Joker Of the Year’ awards at his last two work Christmas parties, before he was promptly made redundant. “They… Read more »
THE hunt for the nation’s most slothful person may have come to an end, after an independent research group deemed Waterford native Steve Carrins to be ‘the single laziest fucker to ever draw breath’. “Here is a man who would shite in the bed and kick it out, rather than make the effort to walk… Read more »
HAVE you received the dreaded email from your boss telling everyone that it’s time to get back to the ‘fun’ of 9-to-5 office life after becoming very accustomed to the relaxed nature of working from home? Were you banking on another Covid variant to buy you until at least 2023 at home? Well you may… Read more »
AS THE way we work has changed for many people in the last few years and employers offer ‘blended work’ involving some days at home and some in the office, one enterprising Waterford man is looking to push the envelope and reinvent the working week as we know it. “I’ve my own model of hybrid… Read more »
TECH giant Google has secured planning permission for a 1,700-capacity campus in Dublin’s Grand Canal Dock where workers can finally achieve their childhood dreams of eating, sleeping, living and working in the workplace. Touted as having all the benefits of working from home but without any of the pesky hassle of having to separate the… Read more »
AS WORKERS continue to return to the office on a phased basis, some employees remain resistant to a return citing a variety of factors including improved productivity, increased job satisfaction, the lack of a commute, getting to wear pyjamas all the time and getting to do their work time shits in their own toilet. However,… Read more »
IN A BID to help returning office workers adjust to the fact that the world only exists to chip away at their resolve and happiness, Dublin City Council has confirm that the majority of on street parking is to rise by 10%. “Two hours stuck in traffic and now I’ll be paying through the nose,… Read more »
ONE VULNERABLE boss is on the verge of a mental breakdown after a belligerent employee insists on only working the hours required by his contract. “I’m at my fucking wits end with this asshole,” confirmed stressed out boss Neil Findley, as employee Mark Pallew routinely leaves work at 5.30pm on the dot. “It’s like Q4… Read more »
PUTTING ON a brave face, local man Andrew Tappin heralded an exciting new chapter and ‘exciting things in the pipeline’, leading everyone on LinkedIn to correctly surmise that he’s been fired by his now former place of employment. “Knowing when to move on has always been something I’ve made sure to do,” Tappin continued, in… Read more »