ONE VULNERABLE boss is on the verge of a mental breakdown after a belligerent employee insists on only working the hours required by his contract. “I’m at my fucking wits end with this asshole,” confirmed stressed out boss Neil Findley, as employee Mark Pallew routinely leaves work at 5.30pm on the dot. “It’s like Q4… Read more »
PUTTING ON a brave face, local man Andrew Tappin heralded an exciting new chapter and ‘exciting things in the pipeline’, leading everyone on LinkedIn to correctly surmise that he’s been fired by his now former place of employment. “Knowing when to move on has always been something I’ve made sure to do,” Tappin continued, in… Read more »
WATERFORD patriot Eamon Birde is prepared to spend a significant part of his morning laying out chapter and verse of the constitution as he insists that local cafe Scrumcious serve him a bacon sandwich despite his non-vaccinated status. “I appreciate everything you’re saying sir, but I’m a 19-year-old minimum wage worker and I don’t really… Read more »
UTILISING all the muscles in her neck and shoulders, retail worker Leanne Fisher cast her head skywards and took two steps backward to demonstrate in the most dramatic fashion to a customer that she wasn’t slyly trying to learn his pin number prior to mugging him for his card at some point in the future…. Read more »
DESPITE being confined to a desk at home and not setting foot in his company’s offices at any point over the last 19 months, local man Stephen McCattigan steadfastly refuses to be seen aware without his work lanyard draped around his neck. “When I was heading in and out of the office when offices and… Read more »
WITH THE case of a former council worker releasing rats into the offices of his former workplace to settle a score against ex-colleagues, there has been renewed interest into people researching ways to claim revenge against coworkers for any all and perceived slights. WWN has compiled all the reasonable ways to settle scores and pursue… Read more »
EVERYBODY loves the weekend, but waiting for Friday night for a few pints can be an arduous task! Luckily, pubs are open every night of the week, so all you have to do is make the decision to head for a few pints on a work night and away you go! There are, of course,… Read more »
TENS of thousands of Irish workers are currently trying to convince themselves that it’s nice to have a bit of ‘me time’ to listen to podcasts or just stare out the window of a stationary bus, car or train, following their return to the office for the first time in 18 months. “I forgot how… Read more »
THE staffing crisis affecting Ireland has continued to cause chaos for employers across the country, to the point where even the company making ‘help wanted’ signs for windows have admitted that they cannot grow their workforce enough to meet the new demand. “All of a sudden, every pub, restaurant, supermarket and retailer needs a sign… Read more »
“YOU’RE really putting me in an awkward position here, we’re already short two for the afternoon ‘cus Jack and Ellen are selfishly off getting their vaccines,” snarled retail business owner Alan Fannon down the phone to a former employee recently deceased from Covid complications. “C’mon, you owe me one, remember when you rang me from… Read more »