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Taking Up Smoking To Earn Extra Work Breaks, A Guide
SICK of smug work colleagues coming back from undesignated smoke breaks and getting away with it all the time while ... -
“Now I Know We’re All Eager To Get Back to The Office” Says Boss, With ...
EMPLOYEES at a Waterford accountancy firm have been sending each other WhatsApps on the sly during an all-staff Zoom call ... -
“You Have The ‘Right To Disconnect’ From Work” Says Sarcastic Boss Using Air Quotes
ACKNOWLEDGING the new Code of Practice introduced today by the government regarding employees’ right to switch off from work outside ... -
If The Ever Given Container Ship Can Right Itself, You Can Tackle Tuesday Fiona
NEWS that the 400m, 200,000 tonne cargo ship known as the ‘Ever Given’ has managed to wrestle itself free of ... -
Woman Might Wear Good Pajamas Today To Feel Fancy
“DON’T dress for the lockdown you’re in, dress for the lockdown you’d like to be in” said Waterford woman Sheila ... -
Productivity Plummets As Workers Spend Day Looking Out Window For Snow
WHETHER working from home or in an office, workers up and down the country are currently at record low productivity ... -
Office Christmas Zoom Party To Plumb New Levels Of Forced Craic
DECEMBER 18th has been confirmed as the date for a Waterford company’s Christmas party, with many employees expecting the Zoom-call ... -
Cancelled Xmas Office Parties Leads To Record Numbers Of People Keeping Their Jobs
ACCORDING to the latest research from the ESRI Ireland’s employment rate has been greatly helped this year by the absence ... -
Psychopathic Monster Suggests Office Could Do Christmas Party Over Zoom This Year
A DUBLIN office worker with an insatiable appetite for inflicting suffering on others suggested what ‘fun’ it would be for ... -
Local Woman Wouldn’t Have Married Husband If She’d Known How Loud He Typed
“I suppose this is what they meant by ‘for better or worse'” sighed Waterford woman Erin Sheerin, trying her best ... -
Fuck It, Local Man Taking The Day Off
CITING the fact that October already feels like it’s the longest month recorded in human history, office worker who’s been ... -
New Reverse Pregnancy Procedure Allows Mothers To Bring Young Children To Work In Their Womb
A GROUNDBREAKING procedure developed by Irish gynecologists is set to revolutionise childcare across the world, while cutting costs for working ...
