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World Growing Concerned About Milk Bottles & Junk Mail Piling Up Outside North Korea
“SOMEONE should knock in, see if they’re okay” mused a spokesperson from the East Asia Neighbourhood Watch community on the ... -
The Government’s Guide To How This Is All Your Fault, Actually
WITH the health service overwhelmed and on the verge of collapse as Covid-19 spreads out of control across the country, ... -
Twitter Bans Inciter Of Domestic Terrorists For 12 Hours
IN A clear sign that American democracy remains in rude health social media company Twitter has banned Donald Trump from ... -
“If Only We Had A Year To Prepare For This”
WITH the sudden onrush of severe and grave consequences being felt from the Covid-19 pandemic the Irish government have voiced ... -
EU Countries Agree To End Practice Of Transporting Vaccines Via Tortoise
NATIONS belonging to the European Union have pledged to rectify the alarmingly slow initial rollout of its Covid-19 vaccination programme, ... -
Politicians Beginning To Regret Not Sorting Out HSE After Decade Of Warnings
OFFERING an ‘our bad’ in the form of a shrug of the shoulders, serving and retired politicians have conceded that ... -
Nation Breaks Into Nearest School To Escape Covid-19
ARMED with bolt cutters, axes and JCBs which could be good for ramming school gates, the Irish public, in desperate ... -
Panicked Government Leaves It ‘Til 5.55PM On Xmas Eve To Shop For Covid-19 Vaccine
KICKING THEMSELVES for leaving it so late, Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly has roped cabinet colleagues into hitting the shops ... -
Ireland Ranked Second Best Country In World, Terms And Conditions Apply
THE UN’s annual Human Development Index has listed the Republic Of Ireland as having the second-highest quality of living of ... -
Panic For Taoiseach After Forgetting To Do Elf On Shelf For Jack Chambers This Morning
“HAVE you checked the room with the big printer, Jack?” asked a flustered Micheál Martin to his Chief Whip in ...