Tag: family

Odlums Introduce Self Raising Children

DEPARTING from their usual offerings of baked goods, porridge and other products Oldums food scientists revealed their latest creation which is set to revolutionise the family raring business, WWN can report. Leaning heavily on the proprietary technology used to create their range of self raising flours, Odlums have developed the first self raising children who… Read more »

Uh-Oh! Rising Inflation Not Just Affecting The Poors Anymore

DESPITE the ever-growing expansion of the rich and poor divide not making much of a dent in the middle class psyche over the past few decades, suddenly the cost of living has become an issue for the once comfortable portion of the nation, WWN has learned. Previously ignoring daily news stories of mass homelessness and… Read more »

Annoying Family On TikTok Think They’re The Flemings

LOCAL AUTHORITIES and the gardaí have been inundated with calls from the public, begging them to intervene in the case of one family on TikTok who clearly think they’re the next ‘Flemings’. “Doctors might say you can’t die from cringing at people’s videos but I have,” confirmed one TikTok user after stumbling upon the Mannigan… Read more »