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Daily Mail To Pin Brexit On Meghan Markle If It Kills Them
THE Daily Mail has hired 10 extra freelance journalists to help them tie the ever-escalating Brexit fiasco to the Duchess ... -
Theresa May In Dublin Today To Make Show Of Herself
BRITISH prime minister Theresa May is set to arrive in Dublin today, endorsed wholeheartedly by her parliament to go and ... -
“We Have Standards Here” Satan Distances Himself From Brexiteers
THE instigators of Brexit are not welcome in hell due to moral standards laid out by its ruler in a rare but concise ... -
Magic Mushrooms Could Solve Brexit, Claim Desperate UK Scientists
IN A last ditch effort to avert one of Britain’s biggest financial catastrophes, University of Oxford scientists have published a one ... -
Britain Enters ‘Holding Hands In Toy Story 3’ Stage Of Brexit
BRITAIN has officially entered the part in the Brexit process which can be illustrated by the scene in animated classic ... -
Petition To Rejoin The UK Reaches Minus 4.8 Million Signatures
IN recent days an online petition on the UK parliament’s website has urged people to agree to letting Ireland rejoin ... -
May Proposes ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ Approach To Irish Border
THERESA May will use today’s visit to Northern Ireland as an opportunity to propose a number of as-yet-untested solutions to the thorny ... -
Government Confirm Intention To Use Brexit As Excuse For Everything
WITH PROGNOSES about the Irish economy post-Brexit being made by over 12,000 economists, some positive, some negative, the Irish government ... -
Brits Fucking Deaf Or Something
APPROXIMATELY 51.9% of the British population are to be booked in for hearing tests over the next 57 days or ... -
British Parliament Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act
UNLOADING 650 straitjackets out of the back of vans which had the name of a nearby mental institution written on ...