BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May was startled this morning as she woke from a deep sleep to find former Prime Minister David Cameron emerging naked and glistening from the ensuite shower, suggesting that the last three years were all some sort of terrible dream. “Sleep okay?” asked Cameron, as Mrs May blinked the sleep out of… Read more »
THANKS to yet another day of Brexit twists and turns, and incomprehensible stupidity, dishonesty and fecklessness, members of the public in the UK and throughout Europe have demanded answers from Theresa May after she sent a letter to the European Council seeking a delay in Britain’s departure from the EU which would see the nation… Read more »
THE British population are today looking fondly back at long-distant memories of a time when the whole world didn’t despise them, just Ireland, Australia, France a bit, maybe the Germans on a deep level, Africa, Argentina, Canada, most of the Middle East, China, India and Spain. For many, it seems only a few short years… Read more »
WITH the Brexit deadline just around the corner, we ask the question ‘will Brexit Brexit your Brexit over the coming Brexit?’ with this detailed Brexit guide. As you may or may not know, Brexit brings with it a number of worrying Brexit problems, including Brexit along with a series of other Brexit issues which we will now explain here:… Read more »
SHORTLY after voting to extend the March 29th deadline for leaving the EU and cracking open a bottle of wine, Britain has texted the EU ‘you up?’ at 2am, WWN can reveal. While the EU had declared its New Years resolution was to cut toxic people from its life and never again let people who… Read more »
GRIPPED by an ever maddening insanity, we were able to interview a small sample of the swathes of people who have gone mad trying to follow the latest incomprehensible Brexistential crisis. In an effort to reach these people, a guide on the ground told us of the world’s largest open air treatment centre for those… Read more »
SOURCES close to the formerly Great Britain have intimated this may be the 17th time this week that the unhinged state has shat in its hands before willfully clapping as if in celebration only to spread excrement everywhere in the process. Those with knowledge on the repeated shitting in own hands and then applauding enthusiastically… Read more »
FOLLOWING yet another defeat for her Brexit deal yesterday, British PM Theresa May has announced that she may have no other option than invoke Article 51, a scenario so dreadful that it could downgrade Great Britain to just regular Britain overnight. May invoked Article 50 of the Treaty on European Union in March of 2017,… Read more »
A LATE NIGHT press conference, a second UK parliament vote on May’s Brexit Deal and the UK Attorney General tweeting the word “bollocks” marks yet another mundane and stultifyingly boring day in Brexitland. Here’s everything you need to know, what exactly it all means and why you’ll regret ever reading up on the clusterfuckery: The… Read more »
FEARS that Brexit would propel the UK into a racist hellhole have been dampened by an announcement that racism will be handled on a case-by-case basis, making sure that each minority receives no less and no more racism than deemed necessary. Many still recall the dark days of signs outside English shops, pubs and businesses… Read more »