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Britain Enters ‘Holding Hands In Toy Story 3’ Stage Of Brexit
BRITAIN has officially entered the part in the Brexit process which can be illustrated by the scene in animated classic ... -
Petition To Rejoin The UK Reaches Minus 4.8 Million Signatures
IN recent days an online petition on the UK parliament’s website has urged people to agree to letting Ireland rejoin ... -
May Proposes ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ Approach To Irish Border
THERESA May will use today’s visit to Northern Ireland as an opportunity to propose a number of as-yet-untested solutions to the thorny ... -
Government Confirm Intention To Use Brexit As Excuse For Everything
WITH PROGNOSES about the Irish economy post-Brexit being made by over 12,000 economists, some positive, some negative, the Irish government ... -
Brits Fucking Deaf Or Something
APPROXIMATELY 51.9% of the British population are to be booked in for hearing tests over the next 57 days or ... -
British Parliament Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act
UNLOADING 650 straitjackets out of the back of vans which had the name of a nearby mental institution written on ... -
Brexit: Here’s All The Embarrassing Things Britain Has Done In The Last 24 Hours
THE RECENT months have presented an overwhelming deluge of random acts of British political ignorance that has been incredibly hard ... -
“EU Would Never Betray Us” Confirms Government Forgetting Bank Crash
THE GOVERNMENT has stood firm on its insistence that the 27 EU member states are united on the issue of ... -
Government Purchase 600 Tonnes Of Viagra In Preparation For Hard Border
THE IRISH Government has announced a €4bn investment in the impotence drug Viagra in preparation for a potential hard border ... -
We Go Behind The Scenes Of Ireland’s No Deal Brexit Planning
IN A CLEAR effort to get the message out there that Ireland is more than prepared for a hard Brexit, ... -
Rees Mogg Straps Steam Powered Explosive To Chest, Demands Worst Brexit Possible
STUDIOUSLY fanning steam up a copper tube via a Victorian era foot pump, Jacob Rees Mogg has finally snapped, insisting ... -
Arlene Foster’s Guide To The History Of The Irish Border
AFTER revealing in TV interviews that she is the foremost expert on the history of the Irish border, WWN sought ...
