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Brexit Really Eating Into Dáil Bar Time, State TDs
TDs have spent the majority of today locked in crunch debates regarding the government’s No-Deal Brexit Omnibus Bill, seriously ruining ... -
Egypt Asked To Keep Executions To A Minimum During EU Talks
WITH the EU-Arab Summit welcoming delegates and leaders from 24 European countries to Egypt this week, President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi has ... -
This Brave Carlow Family Has Agreed To Take The Brunt Of A No-Deal Brexit
THE government are today breathing a big Brexit sigh of relief, after a plucky Carlow household volunteered to bear the ... -
Exhausted British Voters Quit British Politics
RESPONDING to the news 8 Labours MPs and 3 Tory MPs have quit their parties to form the Independent Group ... -
EU Leaders Switch Off Lights, Hide Behind Couch After May Rings Doorbell
“MERDE!” The words of French president Emmanuel Macron as he spied Theresa May walking up a Brussels driveway shortly before ... -
‘We’re Financially Ready For Brexit’, Insist Team Behind Children’s Hospital
FROM the crack team of politicians that brought you the €1.1 billion and counting overspend on the National Children’s Hospital ... -
‘The Troubles’ Renamed ‘Bloody Fucking War’ So The Brits Finally Understand
IN AN EFFORT to help the reality of the UK, Northern Ireland and Ireland’s shared history really set in for ... -
Michael D Sent To Seduce The Queen In Bid To Avert Brexit
CODE-NAMED ‘Operation Honeytrap’, the Irish government have launched their most seductive weapon in a bid to avert a hard Brexit ... -
Daily Mail To Pin Brexit On Meghan Markle If It Kills Them
THE Daily Mail has hired 10 extra freelance journalists to help them tie the ever-escalating Brexit fiasco to the Duchess ... -
Theresa May In Dublin Today To Make Show Of Herself
BRITISH prime minister Theresa May is set to arrive in Dublin today, endorsed wholeheartedly by her parliament to go and ... -
“We Have Standards Here” Satan Distances Himself From Brexiteers
THE instigators of Brexit are not welcome in hell due to moral standards laid out by its ruler in a rare but concise ... -
Magic Mushrooms Could Solve Brexit, Claim Desperate UK Scientists
IN A last ditch effort to avert one of Britain’s biggest financial catastrophes, University of Oxford scientists have published a one ...
