BORIS Johnson’s bid for prime minister of Britain has taken a turn for the better in the last 24 hours, after a groundswell of support from people who have finally accepted just how hilarious it would be to have him run the UK, even for a while. Johnson’s popularity took a sharp uptick after a… Read more »
CASTING aside his larger than life personality, his Eton-honed quirks, his Oxford-perfected bluster, his train wreck of a personal life, his black hole of a track record – Boris Johnson is running for PM and deserves to have his ideas and policies appraised. It is incumbent on journalists and media outlets to appraise his plans… Read more »
THE NEGATIVES of Brexit for Ireland have been widely discussed on TV, online and in print, but Britain leaving the EU is such a seismic event for Ireland and its economy that you may not be fully aware of some lesser known knock on effects WWN has compiled 10 ways you didn’t know Brexit would… Read more »
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty if power-sharing isn’t restored by October 21st, the DUP are taking the news surprisingly well. “This is all that gay cake’s fault,” fumed Arlene Foster, leader of a party that set Northern Ireland on this… Read more »
FURTHER exposure to Boris Johnson has left the British public rocking itself to sleep, its chattering jaw working overtime repeating the phrase ‘it’s just a dream, it’s just a dream’. Curled up in the foetal position and wincing at recalling anything that emanated from Johnson’s mouth during his TV debate with Jeremy Hunt, a large… Read more »
BREXITEERS have angrily expressed their frustration with the Northern Irish border, which has yet to ‘do the right thing’ and ‘fuck away off’, WWN can confirm. Heading into early July, historically a calm and reasonable time period in Northern Ireland, the issue with the border remains the foremost sticking point in the UK’s plans to be… Read more »
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench of Northern Ireland and its border piffle off his clothes. “Board-her? I hardly know her,” Johnson said in his trademark wit in response to a question about the Irish border he was incapable of answering… Read more »
THE race to become leader of the Conservative Party has been whittled down to just two candidates, The Right Honourable Boris Johnson, and The Right Honourable Jeremy Hunt. Although plenty is known about Boris Johnson thanks to his tireless work as a political mastermind with a firm grasp on right and wrong… but what about his… Read more »
TORY leadership favourite Boris Johnson unveiled his ‘do or die’ plans for Brexit which were warmly received by the very people that will be most adversely affected, WWN can reveal. Johnson pledged to leave the EU on October 31st with or without a deal, paving the way for a so-called Hard Brexit that could see… Read more »
THIS PAST weekend saw Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson being systematically targeted by the gutter press who will stop at nothing in their campaign to just sit back and let him fuck it up all by himself. Before pulling out from the Sky News debate, and long after failing to pull out of any woman… Read more »