AS Theresa May’s Conservative government celebrated winning the vote on the Brexit Bill which allows them to enact Article 50, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was sadly pictured on opposition benches in the midst of a futile attempt to free himself from a paper bag. Corbyn, the oft maligned leader of the opposition, was said to… Read more »
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today have been revealed to the media. Issues of trade, ‘the special relationship’, immigration and Brexit had been expected to form the bulk of subjects up for discussion between the two leaders, however it has now… Read more »
AN increasingly forlorn and upset EU has begun acting out in the manner of a jilted lover that is stuck contemplating memories of the recent past; a time when it really thought Britain was in this for the long haul. Using various sound systems to blast music in the general direction Britain, the EU is… Read more »
EARLY morning trading on the London stock exchange has led to a surge in the price of shares in the Irish Republican Army, with the paramilitary group rising 5 points in a 20-year high. Although the FTSE showed a fall in value for pretty much anything associated with Britain and Northern Ireland in recent times,… Read more »
A LEAVE vote for the British public in their Brexit referendum has prompted a huge upsurge in the number of residents from across the water applying for Irish passports. The demand is such that the Dept. of Foreign Affairs has set up a special body, which has been dubbed ‘Ireland – not all that great… Read more »
“YOU know how you’ll be at a house party and someone will say they’re leaving, and then a half-hour later you see them still chatting away to people while drinking all the cans? It’s like that,” said Angela Merkel today, speaking about Britain’s refusal to live up to the ‘Brexit’ promised last month. Markets and… Read more »
THE IRISH coast guard has today issued a nationwide warning for the East Coast as hundreds of thousands of British refugees risk their lives to cross the Irish sea in an attempt to flee the impoverished and unstable nation. Dinghies overflowing with desperate migrants are so far half way through their journey, many with women… Read more »
BRITAIN is making headlines around the world today after over 17 million gobshites did something rather stupid, WWN can reveal. Exit polling company YouGov confirmed that the biggest winners of the referendum, which saw Britain vote to leave the EU, turned out to be ignorance, casual racism and Nigel Farage’s erection. Many voters were swayed… Read more »