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Margaret Thatcher’s Erection Breaks Through Coffin At News Of Snap Election
REPORTS from several British news outlets have confirmed that the coffin of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is in ... -
Britain Vows To Defend Large Rock No One Is Going To Attack
BRITAIN has continued to ratchet up its aggressive rhetoric when discussing the non-existent threat to a large rock which juts ... -
Gerry Adams Smuggles Armagh Across The Border While No One’s Looking
AS Ireland, Northern Ireland and the UK continue to be distracted by Brexit and negotiations, headed by Michelle O’Neill and ... -
Jeremy Corbyn Pictured Failing To Fight His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag
AS Theresa May’s Conservative government celebrated winning the vote on the Brexit Bill which allows them to enact Article 50, ... -
British PM To Discuss Whatever Random Thought Comes Into Trump’s Head Next
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today ... -
EU Blare ‘Last Christmas’ By Wham In Direction Of Britain
AN increasingly forlorn and upset EU has begun acting out in the manner of a jilted lover that is stuck ... -
Ra Up 5 Points On FTSE
EARLY morning trading on the London stock exchange has led to a surge in the price of shares in the ... -
It’s Not One Big Episode Of The Graham Norton Show, UK Applicants For Irish Passports ...
A LEAVE vote for the British public in their Brexit referendum has prompted a huge upsurge in the number of ... -
EU Ask Britain If They’re Fucking Going Or Not
“YOU know how you’ll be at a house party and someone will say they’re leaving, and then a half-hour later ... -
Thousands Of British Refugees Make Dangerous Journey Across The Irish Sea
THE IRISH coast guard has today issued a nationwide warning for the East Coast as hundreds of thousands of British ... -
Fuckin’ Gobshites
BRITAIN is making headlines around the world today after over 17 million gobshites did something rather stupid, WWN can reveal. ...
