AT A VITAL summit between EU leaders and Britain in Salzburg, where negotiations were expected to take a long overdue step forward in the right direction, EU leaders have confirmed that British PM Theresa May is still talking ‘complete and utter bollocks’. On matters of trade, immigration, free movement, the single market, what day of… Read more »
PRO-BREXIT MP Jacob Rees Mogg has been invited to talk with the residents of the Falls Road in Belfast and further expand on his proposals for the Irish border post-Brexit in the hope he can properly explain to people clearly inferior to himself why he sees no issue with subjecting people who reside in the… Read more »
FOLLOWING the sudden resignation of former UK Brexit secretary David Davis, prime minister Theresa May has announced her new appointment to the role, Mr. Bean. Announcing his resignation just two days after warring factions in May’s cabinet approved a Brexit plan in a bid to unblock negotiations with Brussels, Davis wished Mr. Bean all the best in his new… Read more »
AS RUMOURS swirl that gormless idiot David Davis will resign from his position in Theresa May’s cabinet as Minister for Ensuring Very Stupid Thing Happens With Maximum Negative Impact, British prime minister May is reportedly watching YouTube compilations of car crashes in a bid to take her mind off Brexit. Footage of hunks of metal… Read more »
IT’S been a tough few years for the Nation’s rebel balladeers; where once this country had a thriving rebel song industry that demanded fresh jigs about blowing up soldiers on a weekly basis, trade has trickled off and died since the Good Friday Agreement, forcing songwriters like Seamus Bán O’Muilleagh to put down his paramilitary pen… Read more »
ALL incoming calls to Theresa May that can be easily traced to anyone within Northern Ireland have been going straight to voicemail for several weeks, WWN can reveal. Fresh from telling the EU for the 57th time that her dog has consumed her very good and airtight Irish border plans, the British PM is now… Read more »
MANY issues have arisen from the ongoing Brexit negotiations, most pertinent of all though is whether affordable laundered fuel provided by leading Republicans can survive a hard border. In a bid to answer those questions, WWN joined the RA. Dumped onto a chair and a hood removed from our head. WWN is in a modest… Read more »
PROFESSIONAL posh twat Jacob Rees Mogg has opened his mouth again, WWN can confirm, with the action subsequently resulting in words and sentences, which made no sense, exiting his poxy mouth and out into the public domain. Thanks to his upper class upbringing, Mogg, known as an insufferable prat, is apparently entitled to ignore historical… Read more »
FRESH from the news that British PM Theresa May is considering yet another U-turn in policy, this time potentially choosing to keep Britain in the customs union post-Brexit, come rumours senior Tory members are seeking to contact Margaret Thatcher via a seance. Senior figures in May’s cabinet strongly oppose such a U-turn and thus May… Read more »
BRITISH prime minister Theresa May has downed tools for the day, strode out of number 10 Downing Street and headed in the direction of the nearest pub, leaving strict instructions to only be contacted if “something like 9/11 kicks off again”. The PM’s decision to “go on a mad one” comes after an EU report… Read more »