Tag: brexit

Where Are They Now? The Brexit Bus

THE BUS slogan that will live in infamy: ‘We send the EU £350 million a week, let’s fund our NHS instead – Vote Leave’. Many commentators maintain that the evocative message emblazoned on the side of the German manufactured Neoplan Skyliner bus swung Britain’s referendum to leave the EU in the favour of the Leave… Read more »

Idiot Proof Guide To Ireland For British Politicians

IN A BID to help British politicians who continually flounder in their attempts to gain a grasp on Ireland, as well as its border with Northern Ireland, WWN has created an idiot proof guide to Ireland to help politicians from across the water Ireland is a sovereign nation Tricky one to comprehend but don’t worry… Read more »

Brexit Negotiations Progress Significantly As Boris Has Mouth Sewn Shut

THE EU has heralded the progress made in Brexit negotiations in the hours following Britain’s decision to sew Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson’s mouth shut, limiting his ability to broadcast ridiculous statements. “We cannot overstate the progress that has been made, truly, this is a watershed moment in the negotiations,” confirmed the EU’s lead negotiator Michel… Read more »

May To Install Direct Rule On Northern Ireland Once She Figures Out What That Means

BRITISH PRIME MINISTER Theresa May is set to confirm that after Stormont talks ended in failure, Northern Ireland will be placed under direct rule once May and her cabinet of ministers can figure out what that means. Drafting in the leading Conservative Party experts on Britain, the British government, British history, Northern Ireland and the… Read more »