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Boris & Leo’s Phone Call: The Full Transcript
A TENSE FEW days in the history of Anglo-Irish relations drew to a close with the news that British PM ... -
Johnson Booed By Inebriated Scottish Junkies Munching On Deep Fried Mars Bars
FRESH from being embarrassed by protesters as he met with Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon in Scotland, British PM Boris ... -
Johnson Names ‘Soldier F’ As Northern Ireland Secretary
IN A LAST minute reshuffle of his first cabinet British PM Boris Johnson has named controversial ‘Soldier F’ as the ... -
Johnson Cabinet A Who’s Who Of Amoral & Incompetent Bastards
CLEARLY not happy with the current pace of the disintegration of the United Kingdom, newly installed prime minister Boris Johnson ... -
Britain Diagnosed With Malignant Tumour
A DOCTOR performing a routine check up on the land mass of the United Kingdom has sadly revealed she has ... -
Britain Fined £8bn By EU For Loitering
BRITAIN has been fined a staggering 8 billion pounds sterling after it was found to be loitering in the European Union, despite being told ... -
Boris Johnson Some Craic, All The Same
BORIS Johnson’s bid for prime minister of Britain has taken a turn for the better in the last 24 hours, ... -
We Went To Analyse Johnson’s Policies But We Realised He Didn’t Have Any So We ...
CASTING aside his larger than life personality, his Eton-honed quirks, his Oxford-perfected bluster, his train wreck of a personal life, ... -
10 Ways You Didn’t Know Brexit Would Affect Ireland
THE NEGATIVES of Brexit for Ireland have been widely discussed on TV, online and in print, but Britain leaving the ... -
DUP Under Threat Of Being Aborted By Gay Marriage
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty ... -
Britain Rocks Itself To Sleep Muttering ‘It’s Just A Dream, It’s Just A Dream’
FURTHER exposure to Boris Johnson has left the British public rocking itself to sleep, its chattering jaw working overtime repeating ... -
Irish Border Issue Steadfastly Refuses To Fuck Off
BREXITEERS have angrily expressed their frustration with the Northern Irish border, which has yet to ‘do the right thing’ and ...
