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Government Deny Collecting Poor People’s Tears To Use As Lubrication In Post-Budget Orgy
THE FINE GAEL led minority government has fiercely denied claims that they have been hurriedly collecting the tears of poor ... -
Britain’s Brexit Planning Enters ‘Comparing Merkel To Hitler’ Phase
FRESH from Brexit officially been upgraded from a ‘shit show’ to ‘a festival of faeces that never ends’, Britain’s planning ... -
World Doing Its Best To Not Have Mental Image Of Boris Johnson Having Affair
AS more and more details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s affair with business woman Jennifer Arcuri, the public have ... -
Pressure Now On Irish Government To Choose Between Backstop Or Steaming Pile Of Shit
FOLLOWING THE unveiling of Boris Johnson’s Brexit proposals that could serve as an alternative to the backstop, the Irish government ... -
British Soldier Has No Idea He’ll Soon Be Screaming At Elderly Belfast Woman To ‘Get ...
A BRITISH SOLDIER from Swindon is reportedly completely unaware he will be pointing a gun at an elderly woman in ... -
Johnson Led Astray By Older World Leader Who Said Groping Women Was Okay
TAKING A break from suggesting glass hammers and chocolate teapots could be potential solutions to the Irish border issue, prime ... -
Tragedy As Downing St. Dog Eats Johnson’s Brexit Deal Plans
TRAGEDY HAS struck the British government at the pivotal moment when Boris Johnson should have finally been able to celebrate ... -
Topless Drunk Johnson Begs For Queen’s Forgiveness Outside Palace
BLASTING breakup songs from a stereo and knocking back a 6-pack of Lech purchased from a nearby Lidl, continually disgraced ... -
At Least Johnson Still Has Piss-Up In Brewery To Look Forward To [Updated]
THE Supreme Court ruling surrounding the illegality of the Tory government’s suspension of parliament has hit Boris Johnson hard today, ... -
Theresa May Opens Zumba Class
FAR from the frail-looking woman who resigned as prime minister in July, the Theresa May who met WWN outside her newly-opened Zumba ...
