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Latest Poll Suggests The North Would Not Like To Be Blown Up Again, Thanks
A NEW poll taken in Northern Ireland has shown that the majority of people living in the North and in ... -
5 Jobs Bercow Can Try Now
ORDER! Order! It’s time for John Bercow to call last orders on his time as speaker of the House Of ... -
Varadkar ‘Insufferable’ After Athena Remark Receives Praise
THE ALREADY insufferable Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has furthered strayed into the ‘can barely look at him without steam coming out ... -
Johnson Presented With ‘Irish History For Complete Fucking Morons’ During Dublin Visit
BORIS JOHNSON’S brief visit to Dublin was dominated by his inability to form coherent sentences regarding the border and no ... -
4 Disaster Movies The Government Is Watching To Prepare For A Hard Brexit
AS IT becomes ever more apparent that Boris Johnson’s government is in such disarray that it can’t be counted on ... -
Bankrupt, Recently Dumped Man With Only Days To Live Glad He’s Having Better Week Than ...
A TERMINALLY ill man whose wife left him for his own brother has spoken of how he counts his blessings ... -
LIVE UPDATES: The Slow Disintegration Of The United Kingdom
THIS IS the only place to find all essential updates on the continued and neverending political chaos the United Kingdom ... -
Johnson Stands On Fifth Rake Of Day
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is on high alert for a sixth smack in the face from a rake that ... -
Majority Of British Public To Be Treated For PTSD Post Brexit
EXPERTS have claimed that therapy to treat the entire population of Britain for post traumatic stress syndrome following Brexit is to cost the Exchequer ... -
Johnson Calls In Plumber To Fix Backstop
ARRIVING at number ten carrying only a toolbox and a Wavin pipe, London plumber Mark Willington was ushered in by officials at the ... -
Britain On Track To Fuck Ireland Over Again
DISREGARDING hundreds of years oppression, famine and general cruelty towards the island of Ireland, the British political establishment peeled back its ... -
“You Say ‘Dictatorship’ Like It’s A Bad Thing”
REPEATING the buzzwords he has used since taking office British prime minister Boris Johnson has pleaded with the British public ...
