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Brexit: Your Last-Minute Shopping Guide
IT’S the most wonderful time of the year; Brexit is almost upon us! Is it just us, or does it ... -
Scotland Last Pictured Sawing Self Away From English Border
FOLLOWING Boris Johnson’s reiteration in the wake of the UK general election results that he will not grant permission for ... -
House Private, Family Flowers Only
THE death has occurred of the United Kingdom, peacefully at its residence after a long battle with a deep, deep ... -
British Electorate Clear Loser In First Leaders Debate
AS BLUSTERING continues over the identity of the party leader that ‘came out on top’ in ITV’s leaders’ debate between ... -
Britain Granted Extension To Neverending Nightmare That Sucks The Marrow From The Bone, Blocks Out ...
NEWS that Britain has made a promise to finally have ‘its shit together’ by the later date of January 31st ... -
Not Sure What’s Going On In Brexit? This Taxi Driver Will Fill You In
AS THE NUMBER of people overwhelmed by the complex and contradictory twist and turns in Brexit continues to rise, more ... -
Will, Of The People, Speak Outs
THREE years after he made the decision on behalf of the British public to leave the EU, the so-called ‘Will, ... -
Bercow Signs Lucrative Sponsorship Deal With Lockets
EVERYONE’S favourite speaker of the House Of Commons John Bercow needn’t worry about being stuck for a few quid after ... -
Shitshow Upgraded To Festival Of Faeces
THE NEWSÂ is ever changing. Conflicting reports everywhere. Boris Johnson has agreed a deal with the EU and has become Britain’s ... -
Cat Drags In Arlene Foster
LICKING its filthy paws to rid itself of that God awful mothball smell from its latest catch, the metaphorical cat looked up ... -
Lady Of The Black Rod Resumes Day Job With Dyno-Rod
SARAH Clarke, also known as Lady Usher Of The Black Rod, the ceremonial face of British parliament and a key ... -
Queen Flown At Half Mast As Brexit Descends Into Further Chaos
AHEAD of her speech to the British parliament, the Queen will be flown at half mast to signify the grave ...
