Tag: brexit

Majority Of British Public To Be Treated For PTSD Post Brexit

EXPERTS have claimed that therapy to treat the entire population of Britain for post traumatic stress syndrome following Brexit is to cost the Exchequer hundreds of billions of pounds, WWN can confirm. Such was the stress brought on by three years of financial limbo, scaremongering media headlines and general chaos, the majority of British citizens will have to be treated… Read more »

Johnson Calls In Plumber To Fix Backstop

ARRIVING at number ten carrying only a toolbox and a Wavin pipe, London plumber Mark Willington was ushered in by officials at the prime minister’s residence early this morning, unaware he was now the country’s last only hope. The 34-year-old tradesman was reportedly contacted by Boris Johnson late last night in the hopes of solving Brexit’s biggest hurdle,… Read more »

Britain On Track To Fuck Ireland Over Again

DISREGARDING hundreds of years oppression, famine and general cruelty towards the island of Ireland, the British political establishment peeled back its maggot infested foreskin before gearing up to fuck Ireland over yet one more time. “Which way would you like it?” prime minister Boris Johnson asked the Irish public as he unzipped his trousers and unsheathed Britain’s throbbing… Read more »

‘God Save The Queen’ To Be Replaced By ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme

PREPARATIONS are underway for the changes that will be required to outward-facing Britishness such as anthems and flags ahead of the October 31st Brexit deadline, with a composer already hired to change the traditional ‘God Save The Queen’ anthem into something more along the lines of HBOs ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ theme. The move comes following… Read more »

Bomb Explosion In Northern Ireland Probably Nothing To Worry About

AN explosion on the border in Co, Fermanagh yesterday morning deliberately detonated in an attempt to murder police officers is probably nothing you should worry about at’all at’all, and if you could just carry on there, doing whatever you were doing, that would be super, WWN can confirm. The terrorist attack, which hasn’t really made the news considering it’s an actual… Read more »

Irish History According To Britain

IF THERE’S one thing the fallout from Britain’s referendum to leave the European Union has taught us, it is that there is a pitiful and shameful lack of knowledge about Irish history among… Irish people, however, British people (read Brexit supporting politicians) have always been on hand to correct the record and present an unbiased… Read more »