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Johnson Drafts In IRA Fuel Smugglers To Help With Fuel Shortage
LEAKED communication seen by WWN shows British PM Boris Johnson has directly appealed to IRA fuel smugglers to help Britain ... -
Food Shortages Due To Brexit Absolutely Part Of Our Genius Plan, Confirms Johnson
PM BORIS JOHNSON has sought to reassure the British public amid food shortages and warnings of further shortages during the ... -
Johnson Wouldn’t Have Signed Up To Northern Ireland Protocol If He Knew He’d Have To ...
LABELING the EU’s decision to take legal action over the UK government’s continued flagrant disregard for the Northern Ireland Protocol ... -
Loyalists Renege On Good Friday Agreement Except The Bit Where They Get Out Of Jail
A NUMBER of Loyalist paramilitary groups have written a really rather crossly-worded letter to the prime minister of Britain expressing ... -
Pickaxe Wielding DUP Begin Work On NI To Britain Tunnel
TAKING the mere rumour of the ludicrous proposal for an underground tunnel linking Northern Ireland to Scotland as the official ... -
Government Ask Brexit-Hit Hauliers What They Fuck They Want Them To Do About It?
THE Irish Road Haulage Association has detected a slight hint of sarcasm from the government, who responded to the trucking ... -
Johnson Caught Trying To Shoplift EU Membership Benefits From Brussels Gift Shop
SEEMINGLY in Brussels under the pretense of facilitating Brexit negotiations over dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, ... -
“We Did It” Johnson Says Clutching Single Fish In Hands
SNATCHING monumental disaster from the jaws of catastrophic failure, British PM Boris Johnson is hailing the remarkable progress in Brexit ... -
Jaws Music Begins Spontaneously Playing After Every Mention Of Brexit
AS PART of an extensive programme of supports and raising awareness the Irish government has developed a system whereby the ... -
Brexit Negotiations Enter ‘Panicked Bomb Disposal Expert Picking Which Wire To Cut’ Phase
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare ...