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Johnson To Allow Extra People In House For Xmas, Free Cars, Miniature Union Jacks, Anything ...
GENEROUS British PM Boris Johnson will stop at nothing in his attempt to deflect attention away from an inquiry which ... -
Johnson’s Communications Chief Resigns After Forming Coherent Sentence
UNABLE to celebrate the milestone of hitting 50,000 Coronavirus deaths nor the latest batch of warnings about how catastrophic Brexit ... -
“Look, Someone’s Not Wearing A Poppy” Shouts Johnson As A Distraction Before Running Away
CELEBRATING a rare win by only losing a House of Lords vote on key parts of his Brexit bill legislation ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
World Longs For Carefree Days When British PM Just Stuck Penis In Dead Pig’s Mouth
THE image of David Cameron inserting his penis into the head of a dead pig now seems like a cherished ... -
Brexit Chaos A Welcome Relief
FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining ... -
Heartbreak As Brits Laughing At Us Now
IRELAND’S coveted spot on the list of countries able to point at Britain and laugh may be in jeopardy today ... -
Johnson Announces Fiancé Pregnant With First Child He Cares About
SEVERAL battle-hardened former war journalists were forced to leave a press conference earlier this morning after falling ill, as Prime ... -
UK’s New Immigration Points System Revealed
AN AUSTRALIAN style ‘points based system’ for immigration is set to be implemented in a post-Brexit Britain, Boris Johnson’s government ...