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Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
World Longs For Carefree Days When British PM Just Stuck Penis In Dead Pig’s Mouth
THE image of David Cameron inserting his penis into the head of a dead pig now seems like a cherished ... -
Brexit Chaos A Welcome Relief
FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining ... -
Heartbreak As Brits Laughing At Us Now
IRELAND’S coveted spot on the list of countries able to point at Britain and laugh may be in jeopardy today ... -
Johnson Announces Fiancé Pregnant With First Child He Cares About
SEVERAL battle-hardened former war journalists were forced to leave a press conference earlier this morning after falling ill, as Prime ... -
UK’s New Immigration Points System Revealed
AN AUSTRALIAN style ‘points based system’ for immigration is set to be implemented in a post-Brexit Britain, Boris Johnson’s government ... -
Unified Ireland: The Big Questions
ALTHOUGH a new government has yet to be formed from the aftermath of GE2020, a freshly-invigorated and triumphant Sinn Féin ... -
Liberated Britain Day 4: Johnson Bans Journalists
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches ... -
Ireland & Britain Switch Places As Brexit Takes Effect
WITH the passing of Brexit Day has come the first of a number of required measures being implemented by the ... -
Brexiter A Little Disappointed To Wake Up To Find Army Hasn’t Begun Rounding Up Foreigners ...
WAKING up on this, the first morning of a liberated Britain, free from the shackle of oppressive EU bendy bananas, ... -
Easy, Hassle Free Phase Of Brexit Passes Quietly Without Mention
KEEN-EYED observers of politics were taken by surprise to learn Britain officially leaves the EU today and enters a minimum ... -
“My Work Here Is Done”: Farage Descends To Hell After Brexit Finally Secured
SLOWLY descending into the fiery bowels of hell while enthusiastically waving a miniature Union Jack flag, Nigel Farage has completed ...
