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Tory Contest Down To Final Two Incompetents
THE Tory leadership is entering its final, deeply disconcerting and depressing stages as party MPs have selected Boris Johnson and ... -
Johnson Still Favourite To Become Last Ever Prime Minister Of Britain
DESPITE his reluctance to partake in televised debates and wilfully expose his avarice and ineptitude before the British public Boris ... -
The Fucking Brits Are Really Going To Do It
DESPITE all available facts which should act as a deterrent, the fucking Brits are really entering into the finals stages ... -
Ranking The Tory Leadership Candidates
IN A CROWDED field of would-be prime ministers, the candidates for the leadership of the Conservative party are struggling to ... -
Theresa May Asks Tory Party For Resignation Extension
TODAY was supposed to mark the day Theresa May resigned her position as leader of the Tory Party, thus sparking ... -
BREAKING: Brits Still Don’t Know What They’re Doing
EXHAUSTIVE and far reaching investigations, reports, statements and reviews have returned the verdict that the Brits, without a doubt, remain ... -
Not Hearing About Brexit For Whole Week Declared Better Than Sex
THE Brexit news-free days that have passed since British PM Theresa May was granted an extension to the withdrawal of ... -
EU Leaders Meeting Postponed Until May Stops Crying
THROWING herself to the ground in Brussels moments after arriving and clinging to the ankles of EU leaders, strong and ... -
EU Files Adoption Papers For Scotland, Northern Ireland
EMERGENCY actions are being put into place to ensure the safety of Scotland and Northern Ireland by adopting them into ... -
The Hidden Message Theresa May Left In Her New Brexit Video
WHAT was first presumed to be a terrifying video of a robot spectacularly failing the Turing test has now been ...
