THE RECENT months have presented an overwhelming deluge of random acts of British political ignorance that has been incredibly hard to keep track of. In an effort to help our readers traverse the daily dose of politicians across the sea causing their constituents and citizens endless embarrassment, WWN has compiled a selection of all cack-handed… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT has stood firm on its insistence that the 27 EU member states are united on the issue of the Irish border and the desire to ensure a hard border will never be enacted on the island of Ireland. This insistence has come hot on the heels of a frank and cold admission from… Read more »
THE IRISH Government has announced a €4bn investment in the impotence drug Viagra in preparation for a potential hard border with Northern Ireland after it seems more likely an outcome more now than ever, WWN can confirm. Over 4,000 barrels of the drug were bought from Cork’s very own Viagra production factory in Ringaskiddy owned by leading pharmaceutical… Read more »
IN A CLEAR effort to get the message out there that Ireland is more than prepared for a hard Brexit, the Fine Gael government invited Ireland’s most trusted news source, WWN, behind the scenes at the epicentre of Irish Brexit planning. Arriving at Leinster House we were guided around by one of the Taoiseach’s 14… Read more »
STUDIOUSLY fanning steam up a copper tube via a Victorian era foot pump, Jacob Rees Mogg has finally snapped, insisting that it isn’t enough to simply vote down a deal when there is room to also plan the very worst possible Brexit that could cause the greatest hardship for working class and vulnerable Britons. “My… Read more »
AFTER revealing in TV interviews that she is the foremost expert on the history of the Irish border, WWN sought out DUP leader and professional No-er Arlene Foster as we strived to learn more about the frictionless, problem free border between Ireland and Northern Ireland. “There has never been a hard border, just look outside… Read more »
LOOKING like a man with none of weight of the world on his shoulders, former British prime minister David Cameron surveyed the sun-kissed sands after Theresa May’s Brexit deal was voted down in parliament, gently chuckling to himself “rather her than me” before funneling up the last of a pornstar martini through a straw, WWN… Read more »
FOR A SECOND time in recent weeks British PM Theresa May has sparked consternation and chaos in the Houses of Parliament by cancelling a vote on her Brexit deal at the last minute, this time delaying it until the 30th of February. Critics of the PM have stated her motivation for delaying is transparent as… Read more »
WHILE the media and card carrying members of the I’ve More Money Than Sense club paid to attend Dublin’s Pendulum summit for the chance to hear Boris Johnson speak in person at the Convention Centre hosted talk, WWN burned our press credentials and chucked them in a nearby bin before strolling over to the nearest… Read more »
THE LAST 24 hours has seen many people breaking out in a wry smile and hearty chuckle after bearing witness to the British government’s ‘rehearsal’ for a no deal Brexit which involved a faked traffic jam of lorries headed for a port in Dover. However, such an easy dismissal of the British government’s public display… Read more »