Government Purchase 600 Tonnes Of Viagra In Preparation For Hard Border

THE IRISH Government has announced a €4bn investment in the impotence drug Viagra in preparation for a potential hard border with Northern Ireland after it seems more likely an outcome more now than ever, WWN can confirm.

Over 4,000 barrels of the drug were bought from Cork’s very own Viagra production factory in Ringaskiddy owned by leading pharmaceutical company, Pfizer.

“This is a precautionary measure in the event of a no deal Brexit which will require the current soft border to be hardened,” Tánaiste Simon Coveney has insisted.

The shipment of the wonder medication, which is used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension, will be held in storage until it is needed.

“If there is to be a hard border, we are ready and waiting to distribute the drugs along the border, thus making it hard as nails,” the Tánaiste added.

Recently the Irish government has come under fire for its approach to the hard border issue, calling on Westminster to come up with its own plan for dividing Ireland from its land mass.

“I think this plan is probably the best either side has come up with,” concluded the EU’s chief negotiator Michel Barnier.