Tag: brexit

Truss Hopes Bulldozing Through Good Friday Agreement Enough To Convince Tories She Could Be Next Leader

BRITAIN’s Foreign Secretary Liz Truss signaled her intention to bulldoze through the Good Friday Agreement and launch the Northern Ireland protocol out of a canon by replacing it with sovereignty-shitting unicorns in the clearest sign yet she is a shoe-in to become the next Tory leader. “The EU were close to compromising on the protocol… Read more »

EU Starting To See IRA’s Point

WHILE nobody in the EU has come forward and condoned the Irish Republican Army’s campaign of bloody terror in Northern Ireland, leaks have suggested that many are starting to ‘see where they were coming from’, WWN can report. The memos come as the EU enters yet another crunch round of negotiations in the bitter Brexit… Read more »

UK Government Continue To Complain About Taste Of Shit Sandwich They Said Would Be Best Sandwich In The World

BREXIT MINISTER David Frost has insisted the EU change all the ingredients to the shit sandwich prepared, toasted and partially eaten by the UK government, despite the fact the UK had previously said they believed a sandwich made from faeces would be the greatest sandwich ever constructed by a human. “Even if we wanted to… Read more »

Enjoying The UK’s Brexit Hell While Ignoring All Political Disgraces At Home, A Guide

THE UK’s free fall toward international laughing stock and rotten banana republic should be a slamdunk schadenfreude spectacular for any self-respecting, historical oppression-hating Irish person, and yet. Such is the seismic magnitude of Ireland’s political eejitry that going abroad for your political tut-tutting when we’ve got our very own home-grown gombeens can seem a tad… Read more »