DESPITE all available facts which should act as a deterrent, the fucking Brits are really entering into the finals stages of creating such a morally bankrupt society that Boris Johnson can waltz into the position of prime minister. Johnson, who has dedicated his life to only providing proof of his insidious ineptitude, finds himself topping… Read more »
IN A CROWDED field of would-be prime ministers, the candidates for the leadership of the Conservative party are struggling to get their message across to Conservative members and the wider public. Gain a better understanding of those running for Tory leader with our essential guide, in which we definitively rank the candidates: Boris Johnson His… Read more »
TODAY was supposed to mark the day Theresa May resigned her position as leader of the Tory Party, thus sparking off a leadership race but now, despite giving ample notice, May has dramatically requested a last minute extension after she realising she hasn’t got her shit together. “I know I chose the departure date but,”… Read more »
EXHAUSTIVE and far reaching investigations, reports, statements and reviews have returned the verdict that the Brits, without a doubt, remain completely witless when it comes to the thing they voted in favour of three years ago. Any fresh shoots of progress, compromise and common sense that could have emerged through recent local and continental elections… Read more »
THERESA May has confirmed that her government will get back into the ‘heavy lifting’ of Brexit once all distractions are out of the way, specifically next week’s Game Of Thrones series finale. Draft legislation that would allow the stalled Brexit process to continue is expected to be revealed at the start of June, once ministers… Read more »
THE Brexit news-free days that have passed since British PM Theresa May was granted an extension to the withdrawal of the UK from the EU by European leaders have been described as akin to a blissful utopia where stunningly beautiful people bring you to orgasm repeatedly while you lie on a bed of the finest… Read more »
THROWING herself to the ground in Brussels moments after arriving and clinging to the ankles of EU leaders, strong and stable PM Theresa May has forced an unexpected postponement of the meeting in which she was set to plead for an extension to Brexit. Again. Uncontrollably sobbing and convulsing like a teenager who maintains no… Read more »
EMERGENCY actions are being put into place to ensure the safety of Scotland and Northern Ireland by adopting them into the EU following the increasingly erratic and potentially dangerous actions by members of their Great British family. Whereas Wales and England, the older siblings of Scotland And Northern Ireland, both voted to leave the EU… Read more »
WHAT was first presumed to be a terrifying video of a robot spectacularly failing the Turing test has now been confirmed as Theresa May trying to update the British people on how she is mismanaging all aspects of Brexit. Keen-eyed viewers have already identified a number of hidden messages May conveyed to the public in… Read more »
WOULD you like to be medically induced into a coma only to be brought back to consciousness after Brexit is well and truly over one way or another? Well, now is your chance! One lucky member of the public is set to win the prize of a lifetime thanks to the generosity of one ambitious… Read more »