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Joe Biden: How He Can Live Up To The Legacy Of Donald Trump
HAVING secured the job of the 46th President Of The United States, Joe Biden must now commit to keeping the ... -
Women Celebrating Harris Making History Like A Red Rag To Local Man
LOCAL WATERFORD man Vincent Calley’s blood pressure has reached the melting point of carbon as he remains unable to calm ... -
“Let’s All Just Calm The Fuck Down,” Screams America
THE United States have been asked to just quieten down for an hour to allow those in charge an opportunity ... -
Trump Emerges From White House In Homemade Armor, Guns Blazing
PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s angry rants about the probable outcome of the US presidential election has been revealed to be a ... -
Movers Seen Taking Tanning Bed Out Of Oval Office
A LOCAL Washington DC furniture removal firm has been pictured removing a tanning bed from one of the most sought ... -
“It’s A Fraud” Claims World Famous Fraud
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that ... -
Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over ... -
Americans Urged To Hide Any Breakables For The Next Few Weeks
AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential ... -
“Be Mad Funny Though If He Wins” Confirms Local Man
CHUCKLING to himself at the hilarious overreaction he’s seeing on his social media feeds from friends, and his aunt who ... -
World Watches On, Helpless
“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the ... -
Trump V Biden: The Differences
ON THE EVE of what is being dubbed the most important US presidential election in living memory many people are ... -
Biden Victory Expected To Solve All Of America’s Problems Overnight
WHILE some political observers have stated that any potential Biden election victory will only be the first step on a ...
