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Unhinged White Man Proposes Doing Something About US Mass Shootings
GUNOWNERS across America will be hugging their guns a little tighter tonight in the aftermath of another mass shooting, and ... -
Biden Accidentally Sends 40 Billion Aides To Ukraine
BEWILDERED and full of questions, an immeasurable number of White House interns and aides have been dumped off Lockheed C-5 ... -
“Say Nothing Now” Biden Slips Ukraine $33bn In Classic Grandpa Move
UKRAINIAN president Volodymyr Zelenskyy has been very quiet about where he got the money for all his new arms, prompting ... -
Nation With Long History Of Overthrowing Governments Have No Plans To Do That Now
THE USA has clarified president Joe Biden’s remarks at the weekend about removing Vladimir Putin from power, stating that they ... -
Americans Shocked By President Who Speaks Off The Cuff With No Thought For Repercussions
“HOW FAR we’ve fallen, embarrassed on the world stage,” shared shell-shocked Americans still trying to come to terms with having ... -
Putin & Biden Urged To Sit Down & Watch Rocky IV
US President Joe Biden has agreed ‘in principle’ to a summit with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, where it is hoped ... -
Biden Going To Need Extra Strong Fisherman’s Friends To Navigate Russian Conflict
US President Joe Biden has boxed off an hour this afternoon to sit down by himself in the Oval Office ... -
Biden & Putin Argue Over Whose Country Has Worst Reputation
THE much anticipated summit in Geneva saw the two leaders weigh up who has done the most pernicious meddling in ... -
Afghanistan Must Be Out Of Oil, Concludes World
REMARKING on the news that US president Joe Biden intends to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan by the 20th anniversary ... -
Taoiseach Told To Ask Biden For A Few Spare Vaccines In Paddy’s Day Zoom
AHEAD of his St. Patrick Day’s Zoom call audience with US President Joe Biden, Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been told ... -
Micheál Martin Dons Oculus For 3-Day Virtual Visit To US
“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re ... -
Biden To Enclose Border Kids In Slightly Nicer, Ethically Sourced Cages
US President Joe Biden has assured his supporters that Donald Trump’s reign of terror towards migrants along the border has ...
