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Micheál Martin Dons Oculus For 3-Day Virtual Visit To US
“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re ... -
Biden To Enclose Border Kids In Slightly Nicer, Ethically Sourced Cages
US President Joe Biden has assured his supporters that Donald Trump’s reign of terror towards migrants along the border has ... -
Biden To Travel To Storm Hit Areas To Distribute Paper Towels, As Is Custom
HAVING failed to sign an executive order rowing back the Trump administration’s approach to disaster-hit areas, US President Joe Biden ... -
“Oh My God, Is That Joe?” Taoiseach Frantically Asks Assistant Answering Phone
TOLD for the 34th time this week that, ‘no, it’s not Joe Biden on the line’, a deflated Micheál Martin ... -
‘Poppa Joe & Cool Aunty Kamala’ Routine Going To Get Old After First Drone Bombing ...
THE WAVE of relief many met Joe Biden’s installment as the 46th president of the United States of America with, ... -
White House Unveil Official Lapdog
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has unveiled an official White House lapdog to compliment ‘First Dogs’ Champ and Major, WWN understands. ... -
Revealed: All Of Biden’s Executive Orders
NEWLY installed US president Joe Biden wasted no time in reversing some of the previous administrations’ policies by issuing no ... -
We Meet The Mayo Man Still Chewing The Gum Joe Biden Left Behind During Last ...
WWN TRACKED down the one remaining Irish person who hasn’t already been interviewed on international TV and made a holy ... -
Kamala Harris Hoping Inauguration Fireworks Enough To Finish Biden
INCOMING US Vice-President Kamala Harris has cleared her search history ahead of today’s inauguration ceremony, to ensure that nobody sees ... -
World Counting On Biden Not Dying For At Least Another Fortnight
LEADERS from around the world have pledged warm blankets, chicken soup recipes, Covid face-masks and echinacea oils to president-elect Joe ...
