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Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over ... -
Americans Urged To Hide Any Breakables For The Next Few Weeks
AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential ... -
“Be Mad Funny Though If He Wins” Confirms Local Man
CHUCKLING to himself at the hilarious overreaction he’s seeing on his social media feeds from friends, and his aunt who ... -
World Watches On, Helpless
“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the ... -
Trump V Biden: The Differences
ON THE EVE of what is being dubbed the most important US presidential election in living memory many people are ... -
Biden Victory Expected To Solve All Of America’s Problems Overnight
WHILE some political observers have stated that any potential Biden election victory will only be the first step on a ... -
America Pledges To America The Shit Out Of American Elections
AS POLLING day in America approaches the American electorate is patriotically pledging to ‘America the shit out of it’ as ... -
Anti-Trump Vaccine To Be Made Available To US On November 3rd
THE LARGEST public information campaign of its kind ever undertaken in America enters its final weeks with US citizens being ... -
Final US Presidential Debate To Be Done In Mime
WITH NEWS that US presidential debate organisers plan on muting candidates’ microphones whenever there’s an interruption, it has now been ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Amy Coney Barrett
THE 48-YEAR-OLD judge is currently undergoing a grilling by the US Senate in her confirmation hearing for the US Supreme ...