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America Pledges To America The Shit Out Of American Elections
AS POLLING day in America approaches the American electorate is patriotically pledging to ‘America the shit out of it’ as ... -
Anti-Trump Vaccine To Be Made Available To US On November 3rd
THE LARGEST public information campaign of its kind ever undertaken in America enters its final weeks with US citizens being ... -
Final US Presidential Debate To Be Done In Mime
WITH NEWS that US presidential debate organisers plan on muting candidates’ microphones whenever there’s an interruption, it has now been ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Amy Coney Barrett
THE 48-YEAR-OLD judge is currently undergoing a grilling by the US Senate in her confirmation hearing for the US Supreme ... -
Local Woman Would Rather Give Birth Out Her Arsehole Than Ever Have To Look At ...
TRYING her best to sum up the intense, visceral disdain she has for US president Donald Trump, local woman Rebecca ... -
The Second Trump-Biden Debate Has Been Cancelled, But Here’s How It Would Have Gone
THE October 15th ‘virtual debate’ between President Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden has been called off after Trump ... -
America The Real Losers In First Presidential Debate
REPORTING that they were experiencing the same loud ringing sound in their ears after sitting through all 90 minutes of ... -
Recap: The Highlights From The 1st Trump V. Biden Debate
A CHAOTIC head to head in which, as ever, the sane portion of the American populus was the real loser. ... -
Joe Biden Launches ‘I’m Not Trump’ Campaign
THE 2020 presidential hopes of the Democratic party were buoyed today following the announcement of a striking new tagline for ... -
Confused Biden Peels ‘Everything Is Fine. Your Name Is Joe. You’re Running For President’ Note ...
REPEATING a daily routine that helps him become aware of his name, surroundings and his ongoing work, Democratic pick for ... -
Democrats Wholeheartedly Endorse Large Republican Rallies
THE decision to press ahead with an enormous Republican rally in North Carolina in late August has been given the ... -
Biden’s Chances Of Election Victory Improve After Allegations Of Sexual Assault
US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Joe Biden has enhanced his election chances and passed a key ‘suitability for presidential office’ test for ...
