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Nation’s Bores Getting Irrationally Excited About Golf
A SMALL but dedicated enclave of Ireland’s most boring individuals have admitted to being incredibly excited ahead of the start ... -
Chelsea Livid With Doping Doctor After Poor Results This Season
A NUMBER of unnamed Chelsea players are requesting their money back from a doctor caught on tape by the Sunday ... -
Sightings Of Reclusive Kilkenny Footballer Species Reported
A RARE sighting of the reclusive lesser spotted Kilkenny footballer was reportedly made by a group of research students earlier ... -
Dana White Confirms McGregor V Internet At UFC 201
UFC chief Dana White has announced that the headline bout at the upcoming UFC 201 event will see current featherweight ... -
Optimistic Irish Fans Diagnosed With ‘Euro 2012 Amnesia’
AN increasing number of Irish fans have been diagnosed with a worrying condition after going for a routine check up ... -
Racehorses Would Probably Put Themselves Down If We Didn’t, Insist Racing Experts
RACING enthusiasts have hit back at animal welfare groups who have claimed that racing puts horses in unnecessary danger, claiming ... -
Controversy As Cheltenham’s First Ever Knob Jockey Race Gets Underway
ORGANISERS at Cheltenham have come under fire today for allowing the world’s first ever Knob Jockey race to go ahead ... -
Everyone A Horse Racing Expert All Of A Sudden
IRELAND is currently being examined by the World Health Organisation (WHO), after every single man, woman and child in the ... -
Maria Sharapova Tests Positive For Bullshit Excuses
IN yet another blow to her sporting legacy tennis star Maria Sharapova has tested positive for bullshit excuses and may ... -
Tearful Men Shave Their Beards & Begin Burning Their 3-Piece Suits
THE fallout from a shocking UFC 196 continues this morning as mournful masses of young Irish men began to shave ...