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An Irish Deli Worker’s Guide To Making A Roll
PREPARING a roll for starving lunch breakers can be one of the most important positions a person can have in ... -
A Parent’s Worst Nightmare: The Culchie Boyfriend
YOU CAN work hard at raising your children right, but for city dwellers and townies everywhere there is a scenario ... -
Caught Short With A Turtle Head? Here Are Your Best Options
THAT old familiar cramp below the naval, the shuddering of your lower extremities and that underlying dread that you are ... -
‘Back To The Rain Again’ And Other Lines To Blurt Out To Complete Strangers
IN IRELAND it is customary to blurt out nonsensical lines to complete strangers for no apparent reason whatsoever – it’s ... -
So You’ve Just Handed The Barman A Rolled Up €50, Here’s What Happens Next
FOR some unknown reason you’ve just handed the barman in your local pub a rolled up €50 note creating a ... -
‘May Make People Look More Attractive Than They Actually Are’: New Alcohol Warnings Revealed
NEW regulations that will require all alcohol to carry warning labels have been signed into law by Minister for Health ... -
A Bare Mattress On The Floor, The Grimy Bachelor’s Guide To Home Decor
Are you a tragic single man looking to kit out an apartment? Then why not follow perennial bachelor, Ryan O’Neill’s, ... -
Pretending You Never Heard Of That Celebrity You Fancy, A Guide
“WHO?” – you know damn well ‘who’ bucko and don’t give me that ‘never heard of them before’ malarky, you’re ... -
So You’ve Just Liked An Ex’s Pic From Ages Ago; Here’s What Happens Now
WELL, it happened. After years of covertly observing your ex via social media, you’ve accidentally interacted with one of their ... -
Smiling At Old People So They Don’t Think You’re About To Rob Them, A Guide
PUNY OLD people walking along the street always look scared and vulnerable, glancing up with their pathetic faces, attempting to ...