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American Voters Surprise World By Not Voting For Alleged Paedophile
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama ... -
“You’re Fired!” Trump Tells Wildfire Victims
DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The ... -
Evolution: In 20 Million Years Women Will Be Born With Fleece Covering Their Bodies
In twenty million years women will be born with natural fleece blankets covering their bodies. Scientists are convinced that evolution ... -
We Get A Lobotomy In A Bid To Understand Theresa May’s Brexit Strategy
AS citizens around the EU and in Britain look on helplessly as Theresa May’s government freely offer up endless examples ... -
Putin Celebrates Landslide 2018 Presidential Election Victory
CELEBRATIONS have begun among the members of the United Russian political party, following current premier Vladimir Putin’s decision to win ... -
7 Things Trump Has Done In The Last 24 Hours To Distract Media From Russia ...
IN THE days following the news US President Donald Trump’s former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying ... -
“It Would Only Cost £3bn To Sink Northern Ireland Into The Sea” May Casually Tells ...
THERESA May’s Brexit strategy is said to have taken a new course after being left in disarray yesterday following the ... -
Comedian Refuses To Retire Lazy & Offensive Nigel Farage Character
Considerable public pressure has been placed on the comedian behind the once popular but now sadly outdated Nigel Farage character. ... -
Tony Blair Inundated With Small Bottles Of Poison
THE office of former British prime minister Tony Blair has urged people to stop posting in small bottles of poison, ... -
Trump Shares Video From Mentally Disturbed Racist
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is receiving fresh criticism after sharing videos on social media belonging to a grotesquely racist buffoon who ...