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Trump Shares Video From Mentally Disturbed Racist
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is receiving fresh criticism after sharing videos on social media belonging to a grotesquely racist buffoon who ... -
Jay-Z Admits To Cheating On Beyoncé Just To Give Her Material For Songs
IN AN exclusive interview with the New York Times rap superstar and Mr. Beyoncé Knowles, Jay-Z, admitted to what we ... -
Gingers Warned Not To Get Any Big Ideas
THE GLOBAL ginger community has been officially warned today not to get any big ideas after it was announced that American actor Meghan Markle ... -
“Stupid Little Paddies Should Do What We Tell Them”
DISPLAYING the sort of political acumen that has become synonymous with her party’s handling of Brexit negotiations, British PM Theresa ... -
BREAKING: Old MacDonald Homeless After Farm Foreclosure
OLD MacDonald’s farm has gone under foreclosure today after failing to make a series of mortgage repayments on the 400 ... -
Local Idiot 100% Certain Everyone Making Up Sexual Harassment Claims
RESPONDING, unprompted, to the thousands of men and women who continue to emerge to bravely share their experiences of sexual ... -
Stick Black Friday Up Your Hole, Retailers Told
IRISH RETAILERS have politely been told by the bargain hunting portion of the population to stick Black Friday, an American ... -
Suggestive Statue Of Saint To Be Relocated To Another Parish
AN Australian school that had to cover up a statue of a saint and a child over fears it was ... -
Mafia Distance Themselves From Comparisons To FIFA
THE MAFIA has been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to football’s governing body FIFA after it emerged two witnesses ... -
God Turd Found Floating In Space
AN OBJECT previously thought to be an asteroid from interstellar space has been downgraded to being just ‘God’s turd’ following an extensive ...