Evolution: In 20 Million Years Women Will Be Born With Fleece Covering Their Bodies

In twenty million years women will be born with natural fleece blankets covering their bodies.

Scientists are convinced that evolution is heading in that direction.

“It’s inevitable,” says professor in genetics Steve Jones. “Women with a fleece blanket have more chances of being comfortable when watching a TV series. This form of natural selection will lead to women one day being born with a blanket attached to their skin. It’s simply inefficient for women having to get up and grab a blanket.”

Having an innate blanket is above all the perfect defense mechanism, says Jones.

“The male will incapable of stealing the blanket from the female when he is also cold. Our research indicates that one corner of the blanket will be slightly loosened in one corner in order for the male to put his feet there. The female will thus be protected from having to listen to the male’s whining bullshit despite previously rubbishing the efficacy of comfy blankets.”