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‘Mad Bastard’ Buys Himself Novelty Christmas Jumper
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a ... -
Gardaà Appeal To Witness Who Is ‘Most Definitely Not The Attacker’
Gardaà have today made a fresh appeal for witnesses to the assault of young Cork student Cian Delaney. Mr. Delaney ... -
2013 Treasure Hunt Champions Arrested After Diggin Up €1 Million
The Gardaà are believed to have arrested two men in connection with the discovery of €1 million in a Limerick ... -
Coppers Announce €6.8 Million Profit As Gonorrhoea Cases Soar By 33%
This week in strange coincidences the HSE revealed that gonorrhoea cases in Ireland have increased by 33% in recent years ... -
Crime Journalist Paul Williams Arrested As Prime Suspect In Botched Gilligan Hit
CRIME REPORTER Paul Williams, who has made a living writing books on Ireland’s most notorious criminals, is now the main ... -
Man Talking On Phone Frantically Looking For Phone
 An Ennis man has admitted himself to a psychiatric ward following an incident earlier today. Tom Early, a 34-year-old electrician, ... -
Large Increase In Number Of Joint Rollers ‘Top-Loading’ At House Parties
A NEW Study carried out by the Central Statistics Office has found a dramatic increase in the number of joint ... -
Child’s Letter To Santa Full Of Veiled Threats
 The excitement and anticipation surrounding Christmas is well and truly underway in these, the first few days of December.Homes up ... -
Gardai Pretend To Investigate Attempt On John Gilligans Life
GARDAI are said to be ‘pretending’ to investigate an attempt on career criminal John Gilligan’s life today in Dublin. A ... -
“What Are You Lookin’ At?” Asks Scumbag Who Has Spent 10 Minutes Trying To Catch ...
Earlier today while waiting for the Luas into work some scumbag caught your attention by insisting on constantly spitting while ... -
Lad On 12 Pubs Of Xmas Has Funny Story About Vomiting On Himself In Public
Eamon Ferris, originally from Limerick but now living in Dublin, has the funniest story about vomiting all over himself in ... -
Dinner Party Host Really Wishes He Had Hidden Those Acoustic Guitars
DINNER party host Gerry Lindsey said he really wishes he had hidden those acoustic guitars last night before his guests ...
