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Feng Shui Makeover In City Centre Smack Den ‘A Big Hit’ With The Addicts
ANGELIC, enchanting and pulchritudinous were just some of the words used by user Martin ‘Nailers’ Johnson when he described the ... -
Carlow Student Can’t Wait To Finish College Degree This Year And Work In CallCentre
CARLOW IT student Timothy Ryan was said to be ecstatic this morning in the knowledge that he has only four ... -
Travellers Told To Adopt D4 Accent If They Want To Move In
A controversial site in the salubrious surroundings of Dublin’s Mount Merrion market for a number of families from the travelling ... -
Thousands Of Mothers Salute As ‘That Angry Man Over There’ On Bus Retires Aged 84
THOUSANDS of Irish mother’s saluted an old friend today as the infamous ‘angry man over there’ on bus retires at ... -
33rd County Discovered By Family Out For A Stroll
Ireland is in shock today as news broke of the discovery of a 33rd county. Newsrooms up and down the ... -
Jealous Nation Descends On Spotless Kilkenny With Their Rubbish
While Kilkenny and its people were celebrating the news that they have retained the crown of Ireland’s Cleanest City the ... -
Something, Something Weather
Everybody is talking about it. No sense in missing out. ‘Tis fierce windy’ will probably do it. Waves. Did you ... -
Pylon Attacks Seven Year Old Boy In Dublin
A DUBLIN boy was attacked by a 50 metre pylon today while innocently walking on his way to school. Derek ... -
Waterford Feeling Fairly Exotic After Landslide
As a result of a landslide at Plunkett Railway Station in Waterford on New Year’s Eve local residents have confessed ... -
Cork Confirm They Have Better Floods Than Dublin
Cork natives have been quick to dispel rumours that the current floods they are experiencing are in some way inferior ... -
Unemployed Man Is Refused Raise By Social Welfare Dept For Third Time In Six Years
UNEMPLOYED sports critic Alan Deegan was refused a ‘raise’ by the Social Welfare Department, even though he has been with ... -
Met Eireann Weather Warning: “Jaysus, That’s Some Wind”
Galway, Mayo, Sligo, Donegal and Leitrim are set to be affected by high winds. WWN has reproduced Met Eireann’s latest ...
