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Number Of Old Men Walking Around With Hands Behind Their Back Dwindling
A NEW survey has found a staggering decline in the number of elderly men walking around with their hands behind ... -
‘Could You Not Protest In English?’ Government Asks Irish Language Protesters
A week after a 10,000 strong protest took take place in Dublin, another protest was carried out by those seeking ... -
Calls For Cull On Healy-Rae’s
THE DEVASTATION caused by an ever increasing number of Healy-Rae’s on the west coast of Ireland has reached epidemic proportions, ... -
John Waters Takes Leave Of Absence To Concentrate On Not Being Homophobic
A number of reports emanating from rival publications indicate prominent columnist John Waters is to take a leave of absence ... -
Neutral Irish Troops Practice ‘Throwing Dirty Looks’ In Preparation For Syria Tour
Next month, soldiers of the 44th Infantry Group will be deployed to the volatile Golan Heights area as part of ... -
Kerry Whistle Blower Worried About His Future
TRADITIONAL MUSIC enthusiast Michael Walsh finished his set to an ecstatic applause from the punters of the Hogs Head bar ... -
5,000 Extras Wanted To Recreate Crushing Incident In Coppers Musical
A DUBLIN theatre company has put out a call today for 5,000 budding young actors, aged between 16-19, to perform ... -
Government Calls Cork’s Bluff Forcing It To Secede From Ireland
In what could prove to be a watershed moment in the history of our Nation, the coalition Government has given ... -
“Its Like Spinning The Winning Streak Wheel Every Year And Winning!” Says Rehab Boss
REHAB GROUP’S Angela Kerins said today that her current salary of €240,ooo is very much like spinning the Winning Streak ... -
Stretch In Evening Upgraded To ‘Grand’
Met Eireann have upgraded the stretch in the evenings to “Grand” following a week of slightly more daylight between 5pm ... -
‘Sure Venice Got Used To It’, Government Tells Cork
CORK’S local business community has sought reassurances from the Government in light of what they see as a yet another ... -
Astronomy Ireland: Full eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead to be visible over Ireland tomorrow
A FULL eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead will be visible over the Irish skyline shortly after daybreak tomorrow morning, Astronomy ...
