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Dublin Man Tells Facebook How Great His Mother Is Instead Of Mother
DALKEY man Gary Gleeson woke up with great intentions this mothers day morning by telling everyone of his Facebook friends ... -
Anti-Austerity Campaigner To Finally Stop Protesting And Get a Job
VOCAL anti-austerity campaigner Breainduin MacDermott-Ryan is to finally quit his four year battle against the government, in an attempt to ... -
‘Giz A Go Of Your Fanny’ Still Ireland’s Most Popular Chat Up Line, Study Reveals
Following extensive research carried out by the Institute of Studies, WWN can confirm that the most frequently used chat up ... -
Brian O’Driscoll Takes Well Deserved Shit On Grafton Street After Being Granted Freedom Of Dublin
RUGBY STAR Brian O’Driscoll marked his freedom of Dublin city this morning by taking a well deserved shit on Grafton ... -
Wexford Begins Grim Task of Earthquake Clean-up As Search For Missing Continues
A DAY after an earthquake rocked Wexford to its core, specially trained crews have begun straightening picture frames and clearing ... -
“It’s a Saint Patrick’s day prank.” Insists emigrating Gilligan
WHEELCHAIR BOUND gangster John Gilligan has claimed that emigrating to Britain is just the latest in a long list of ... -
Ireland Promising Not To Judge Itself For The Next 72 Hours
The entire Nation has agreed to enter into a pact that will see each and every citizen resisting the urge ... -
Marching Band Members Can’t Wait For All That Sweet Ass St. Patricks Day Pussy
MUSICIANS performing with Marching bands in St. Patricks Day parades across the country are this weekend resting themselves in preparation ... -
Bull Calls Out ‘Karate Kid’ To Rematch
THE BULL at the centre of an ongoing family feud in Cork has called on his past opponent to a ... -
NUI Maynooth ‘Inundated’ With Male Application Queries Today
A SPOKESPERSON for NUI Maynooth has said the University has been inundated with calls from young men enquiring about applications ... -
Responsible Drinking Campaign ‘Pointless’ This Weekend, Admits Drinkaware
“Might as well change it to Drink away” spokesperson for the consumer information provider, Sandra White told WWN today. These ... -
Irish Man To Spend Entire Day Masturbating To Pornsites In Celebration Of Internets 25th Birthday
NATIONAL UNIVERSITY of Ireland student Kenneth Hackett has pledged to spend the entire day masturbating to various different pornsites in ...
