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Sinn Féin Still Deciding Which Rebel Song To Play After Elections
Sinn Féin’s election HQ was a hive of activity this morning as the republican party is perhaps just 24 hours ... -
Leaving Cert Student To Start Studying After One More YouTube Video
WESTMEATH student PJ Molloy has declared his intentions to begin studying for his upcoming Leaving Certificate examinations following a viewing ... -
Luke Flanagan Launches New Whistleblower Website ‘Mingyleaks’
IRISH Independent TD Luke Flanagan announced the introduction of a new whistleblower website ‘Mingyleaks’, which will be freely available to ... -
Confusion Over As ‘Miserable Weather Outside’ Confirmed By Old Woman In Post Office
TENS of confused people were said to be ‘alleviated’ today after an elderly woman confirmed there was ‘miserable weather outside’ ... -
Horse Still Waiting To Be Brought To France
THE Department of Agriculture has been asked to investigate the sad and troubling case of a horse which has been ... -
Missing Girl Found After Frantic 45 Minute Search In Nightclub
THERE was relief all round last night as missing teenager Annelise Clarke was found safe and well following a frantic ... -
Off-Duty Garda To Practice Taser Moves In Mirror With Hairdryer For A While
GARDA David Power is to practice his taser moves in front of a bathroom mirror while holding a hair dryer ... -
Irish Astronomer Discovers Previously Unknown ‘Rave Nebula’
LOCATED 20 billion million trillion light years away, towards the constellation of Technics, the Rave Nebula was discovered and named ... -
Culchies To Continue Pretending They Like the Smell Of Slurry
IN ongoing efforts to differentiate themselves from city dwellers and townsfolk, the Irish League of Culchies are going to continue ... -
Quinn Owns Heckling Teachers With Stand-Up Routine
Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn responded to hecklers at the ASTI Teachers conference with an impromptu stand-up comedy routine, silencing ... -
Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European ...
Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for ... -
Shopping Centre Flash Mob Beaten To Death By Members Of The Public
TODAY WAS to be their time to shine, but unfortunately for 14 flash mob dancers, today was to be their ...
