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Sweets To Stay As Irish Supermarkets Ban Fat Kids From Checkout Areas
SUPERMARKETS across the country have agreed to ban overweight children from checkout areas, instead of unhealthy treats. The move comes ... -
Foreign Nightclub Toilet Attendant Declared ‘Pure Sound’ By Drunk
Part-time toilet attendant and civil engineering student Jeta Iroegbu is “Pure Sound” according to one patron of Pontificate nightclub in ... -
Garda Ombudsman Offices Bugged, No Intelligence Found
A report in the Sunday Times yesterday revealed the offices of the Garda Ombudsman had been bugged, indicating there could ... -
‘Sick and Evil Father’ Sentenced Over Wooden Spoon Threat To Son
A FATHER who threatened his three-year-old son with the wooden spoon because he was being bold was given a 12 ... -
Chaos As Team Of Concern Charity Workers Trap Hundreds Of Innocent People In City Centre
UP TO three hundred innocent people are feared to be trapped in John Roberts Square today after a team of ... -
Rise In Racist Incidents Being Reported By ‘Bloody Foreigners’
A spokesperson for the Immigrant Council of Ireland has revealed that there were 20 cases of Racism in January compared ... -
Garda Whistle Blower Not Invited Out With The Lads From Work This Weekend
IT WAS to be the annual team bonding exercise with the lads from work this weekend, but for Garda whistleblower ... -
Priory Hall Developer Lands National Children’s Hospital Contract
Minister for Health James Reilly has announced that the contract to build the new National Childrens Hospital has been awarded ... -
John Waters To Build ‘Gay-Proof Safe-Room’ At Home With RTE Damages Claim
IRISH JOURNALIST John Waters will build an eight foot by eight foot ‘gay-proof safe-room’ at his home with the proceeds ... -
1916 Rising Was Inside Job, Claims Jim Corr
Oriel Park season ticket holder and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Jim Corr has claimed the Easter Rising of 1916 was a ... -
“On The Brightside, We Still Made A Tidy Profit!” States Coppers Spokesman
IT WAS an evening, hundreds of young Dublin students were destined not to forget, but for several Copper Face Jacks ... -
Lack Of ‘Sexy’ Irish Words Hindering Erotic Novelist
Minister for Arts, Heritage and Gaeltacht Jimmy Deenihan has come under intense criticism from the country’s leading Irish language erotic ...
