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Illegal Wheelchair Racing Ring Shut Down
Five nurses and two doctors based in Connolly Hospital, Blanchardstown, Dublin have been arrested today. It is believed the individuals ... -
Criminals Criticise Working Conditions
Following a botched post office robbery in Co. Meath yesterday the Criminal’s Union of Ireland (CUI) has spoken out against ... -
Swans More Evil Than You Could Ever Have Imagined
A report issued today by the Department of Agriculture, Food and the Marine claims that a swan’s capacity for pure ... -
Guy Sitting Next To You On The Bus Listening To His Music Having A ‘Moment’
Unbeknownst to you, during your daily morning commute into work, a fellow passenger was having what people commonly call ‘a ... -
‘Yes, That’s Enough Photos Of Your Fantastic Life In Australia Thank You Very Much’
IRISH citizens who still currently reside in Ireland have collectively urged those who emigrated to Australia to refrain from ‘rubbing ... -
Elderly Woman Who Skips Queue Added To Man’s List Of Enemies
LIVID Wicklow man Tommy Doran is rumoured to have added yet another name to his list of enemies following a ... -
Man Barred From Every Pub In Dublin Regarded As A ‘Bit Of A Legend’ Amongst ...
A DUBLIN MAN who has been ordered to stay out of every single Dublin city pub for a year has ... -
Future Serial Killer Beginning To Tire Of Her Parents
Future serial killer Rachel O’Dowd is really starting to tire of her parents’ bullshit. Rachel, aged 6, is struggling with ... -
Dad Completely Fine With Being Out Of Touch
 John Ferriter, a father of three from Kilkenny, has caused a stir recently by declaring “I don’t give a fuck” ... -
Media And Perverts ‘Very Disappointed’ GPO Girl Is Not Underage Sex Slave From Eastern Europe
THE IRISH media and perverts alike were said to be very disappointed today to find out a young woman found ... -
‘Collecting Rain Water Is Probably A Great Place To Start’ Nation Tells Struggling Water Reservoir ...
DUBLIN CITY Council was advised by the rest of the country today that collecting rainwater is probably a great place ... -
Parents Urged To Check Underneath Children’s Beds For Roma Gypsies
GARDAI are urging parents of small children to check underneath their beds for Roma gypsies, before putting them down for ...
