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Kenny Makes Most Of Washington Visit With Trip To Hooters
“IF you’re going to be a bear, be a grizzly,” sighed Enda Kenny last night, downing shot after shot in ... -
Country To Run Far Better Without Government In Place
POLITICAL experts have confirmed what most of the Nation has suspected for a long time, the running of the country ... -
Taoiseach Committed To Forming Government Nation Doesn’t Want
ACTING Taoiseach Enda Kenny has reiterated his commitment to forming a coalition government with Fianna Fáil, despite continued and vocal ... -
Immigration Bureau To Leave Everyone Waiting Outside For Another Hour Or Five
“It looks nice out, but it’s actually friggin’ Baltic,” giggled one immigration bureau official, peering out through the blinds at ... -
Healy-Raes Confirm Electric Picnic Booking
INDEPENDENT TDs Danny and Michael Healy-Rae have confirmed that they will appear live at this year’s electric Picnic festival, following ... -
Bizarre Scenes As Joan Burton’s Eyes Roll Back & She Begins Chanting “Join Us”
FORMER Tánaiste Joan Burton has been asked by the Ceann Comhairle to clarify what she meant when she told the ... -
Outgoing TDs Find Themselves Driving Past Dáil Even Though It’s Not On Their Way Home
DOZENS of TDs who failed to retain their seats in February’s general election have admitted that sometimes they’ll find themselves ... -
Fine Gael Urge Simon Coveney To Shut His Fucking Yap
SENIOR members of Fine Gael have taken the minister for agriculture out into the hall and urged him in no ... -
7 Things That Could Happen If There’s A Fianna Fáil/Fine Gael Coalition
MANY voters are worried about the fallout from a potential Fianna Fáil/Fine Gael coalition, but honestly everyone should just relax, ...