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Taoiseach Declares National Day Of Mourning Following McGregor Defeat
THE Taoiseach has declared a national day of mourning today following Conor McGregors defeat at UFC 196 in Las Vegas last ... -
Government To Hand Out Free Hangers To Women Who Can’t Afford Trip To England
IN order to fend off any attempt by Repeal The 8th campaigners to pressure for a referendum on abortion in ... -
Iraqi Army Invades America To Liberate Its People From Donald Trump
THEY advanced under the cover of darkness, but make no mistake the armed forces of the Republic of Iraq intended ... -
What Happens In The Event Of A Hung Dáil?
AS behind the scenes negotiations carry on amongst the major Irish political parties, the question still remains, in the event ... -
Alan Kelly Still Celebrating On Shoulders Of Campaign Staff
CAMPAIGN staff for Alan Kelly are to continue parading him around ‘in shifts’, after two people were already admitted to ... -
Fianna Fáil Voters Wondering How Americans Voting For Trump Can Be So Stupid
THOUSANDS of Irish people who voted for Fianna Fáil in the recent general election have taken to social media to ... -
Mummified Remains Of Election Count Staff Found After 19th Count
AN INVESTIGATION is underway after the bodies of 39 counting staff were found mummified at their desks in a midlands ... -
“Read Me The One About The Boy Who Became Taoiseach” Asks Jack Chambers Every Night
NEWLY-elected TD Jack Chambers is refusing to go to sleep at night until one of his Fianna Fáil handlers reads ... -
Outgoing Labour & Fine Gael TDs Told There’s Always JobBridge
HIGH profile Labour and Fine Gael casualties of the 2016 general election have been inundated with correspondents from thoughtful members ... -
RTÉ Hire More Translators Following Healy-Rae Double Victory
AFTER being forced to admit that the Healy-Rae brothers are two of the most popular politicians in Ireland following a ...