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Dáil Admits They’re Not Quite Sure What The Fuck The Story Is Right Now
RECENTLY elected TDs have gone on record and admitted that when it comes to the matter of what exactly is ... -
Government Just Going To Shred Symphysiotomy Survivors Records While You’re Distracted
THE caretaker government is wholly reliant on the public’s ability to be distracted by other things in order for the ... -
Sanders Family Admit Bernie Is Better Than Colonel
REPRESENTATIVES for the Sanders family in America have gone on record to confirm that they much prefer Bernie, the front-runner ... -
Obama Probably Not Going To Visit Guantanamo Bay While In Cuba
US PRESIDENT Barack Obama’s historic visit to Cuba will probably not involve visiting the Guantanamo Bay detention centre, with the ... -
“I Did It For Ireland” – Defends Healy Rae Attacker
KERRY TD Michael Healy Rae is said to be recovering well in hospital after a failed assassination attempt on his ... -
Adams To Try Get Into White House Again When They Change Bouncers
SINN Fein leader Gerry Adams is to chance his arm getting into the White House again after failing to gain ... -
“I Can’t Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This Shit” – Donald Trump
REPUBLICAN presidential nominee frontrunner Donald Trump has admitted that he wakes up every morning soaked in sweat at the thoughts ... -
Kenny Makes Most Of Washington Visit With Trip To Hooters
“IF you’re going to be a bear, be a grizzly,” sighed Enda Kenny last night, downing shot after shot in ... -
Country To Run Far Better Without Government In Place
POLITICAL experts have confirmed what most of the Nation has suspected for a long time, the running of the country ... -
Taoiseach Committed To Forming Government Nation Doesn’t Want
ACTING Taoiseach Enda Kenny has reiterated his commitment to forming a coalition government with Fianna Fáil, despite continued and vocal ...