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Micheál Martin Sneaks Into Empty Dáil & Pretends To Be Taoiseach For A While
“NOT long now ’til the real deal,” giggled Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, during his early morning sneak into the ... -
Large Shipment Of Brain Cells To Be Sent To Washington D.C
IN TIMES of crisis, everyday Americans living through the spread of Covid-19 are learning who their friends are. As New ... -
Covid-19 Appointed Housing Minister After Freezing Rents, Evictions & Securing Beds For Homeless
THE FINE GAEL caretaker government has been praised for fast-tracking the Covid-19 pandemic into the position of Minister for Housing, ... -
Tearful Trump Reassures Nation Wealthiest Businesses Will Be Bailed Out
“THEY tried to make me waste all the money on people, healthcare workers and medical supplies, but I fought for ... -
Nation Knows Things Are Bad But They’re Not ‘Fine Gael/Fianna Fáil Coalition’ Bad
THE IRISH people, never more unified against a common foe except for when the Brits couldn’t take the hint circa ... -
Russia Reports Huge Spike In Coronavirus Deaths Among Journalists
“FUCKERS just dropped dead” shrugged a spokesperson for the Russian government today, at a press conference outlining how 376 anti-Putin ... -
Ireland Becomes Socialist Republic Overnight
WITH PRIVATE hospitals being taken into public ownership, increased welfare supports for the vast majority of the nation and a ... -
“No Shifting Anyone”; Government’s New Emergency Covid-19 Laws In Full
THE swapping of spits, mouth jousting and gymnastic contortion of tongues have been temporarily outlawed in Ireland as part of ... -
Sinn Feín ‘Totally OK’ With FF/FG Taking It From Here
SINN Feín officials have reacted to the news that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are closing in on an agreement ... -
Trump Hails ‘Positive’ Talks With Covid-19
EMERGING from a fresh meeting, a pale US president Donald Trump coughed and spluttered his way through the welcome news ...