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Protests Outside RTÉ As Fair City Introduce Its First Ever Culchie Character
VIOLENT scenes unfolded outside RTÉ’s Donnybrook base as die-hard fans of long running soap Fair City reacted angrily to the ... -
Dáithí Ó Sé Arrested Trying To Buy Extra Fadas On The Black Market
BELOVED TV personality Dáithí Ó Sé has been left disgraced after an undercover sting operation performed by a special Garda ... -
Faithless Running Out Of Ways To Remix Insomnia
A SPOKESPERSON for nineties dance group Faithless has announced that the band may be on the verge of implosion ahead ... -
Kids Destroy Belfast After One Direction Cancel Concert
BELFAST is this morning counting the cost of last night’s vicious riot, after thousands of girls tore the town apart ... -
Boring Shite Won’t Shut Up About Back To The Future 2 ‘Happening’ Tomorrow
IN lieu of any discerning characteristics that combine to form some semblance of an enduring and engaging personality, 34-year-old IT ... -
Bake-Off Winner May Be Operating Secret Training Camps
INTELLIGENCE gathered by covert operatives has hinted that Nadiya Jamir Hussain, the Muslim winner of this year’s Great British Bake ... -
Disappointment As “This Is England ’90” Doesn’t Feature Kevin Sheedy’s Goal
THERE was widespread disappointment following Shane Meadows’ newest instalment to his acclaimed “This Is England” series, after the last episode ... -
Missy Elliott Looks Unrecognisable In First Public Appearance Since Announcing Comeback
AMERICAN singer, songwriter, rapper and record producer Missy Elliot looked almost unrecognizable as she made a rare public appearance in L.A. last ... -
Everything You Wanted To Know About Daniel O’Donnell But Were Too Afraid To Ask
ALWAYS curious about Donegal’s most famous expert, but didn’t want to be laughed at by die-hard fans for not knowing ... -
Jeremy Kyle Asks Worthless Piece Of Shit Why He Abandoned Marriage
THE most entertaining episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show to date took place this morning, and it involved a guest ...