Boring Shite Won’t Shut Up About Back To The Future 2 ‘Happening’ Tomorrow


IN lieu of any discerning characteristics that combine to form some semblance of an enduring and engaging personality, 34-year-old IT systems analyst James Gillen has spent the day talking about how tomorrow, the 21st of October 2015, is related to Back to the Future 2.

Gillen has become increasing reliant in his conversations with coworkers on the fact that tomorrow, the 21st of October 2015 is the same day Marty McFly arrives in the future in the classic movie Back to the Future 2.

Buoyed by the fact that a number of Irish publications have produced wildly differing pieces on the fact that we don’t have hoverboards yet, Gillen, a normally insufferable bore, has wowed his coworkers with an array of facts and tidbits related to the hugely popular movie series.

“I’ll burst the boring, repetitive prick if he keeps it up. I think he’s mentioned it about 14 times, and now he’s calling me ‘Biff’ because I said if he mentioned it again, I’d beat the ever living shit out of him,” explained Gillen’s coworker George Cummings.

Talking to WWN, Gillen admitted that he lurches from one artificially hyped cultural milestone to the next, using their occurrences as a crutch to mask the fact that, without them, he literally has nothing of note to say about anything.

“October 21st, 2015 tomorrow and no hoverboards like,” Gillen explained as if becoming the first and only human being to ever make such an observance.

“Delorean… class,” Gillen added when asked if he was doing anything special tonight.