At a hastily assembled press conference yesterday in Hollywood leading figures from the movie and publishing worlds announced details of a new deal. In response to extensive market research carried out on behalf of Hollywood’s elite producers it has been decided that from now on every novel currently being written will be turned into a… Read more »
POP sensation Rihanna has responded to recent criticism by posting a riposte on her 84 social media profiles. The popular singer was hitting back at critics that felt they could comment on the singer’s lifestyle choices due to the video for latest single ‘Pour It Up’ and her strong social media presence. Rihanna took aim… Read more »
THE PRESS Association of Ireland has confirmed that it will print and post over two million Love/Hate leaflets packed with Spoilers from next week, in a bid to ruin unwatched episodes for people who haven’t yet seen the current series. The spoilers will go out early next Monday morning following the show’s season finale on… Read more »
TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »
THE NATION had a little skip in its step this morning after it was revealed that novelist Amanda Brunker did not win the celebrity apprentice last night. Hundreds of thousands of viewers tuned in for the TV3 final last night, which seen B*Witched band member Edele Lynch win €25,000 prize for her chosen charity. The… Read more »
Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find more ideas for their trademark ‘lists’. Buzzfeed, despite its aspirations towards serious journalism, rely heavily on the ‘share-ability’ of their content which attempts to capture the universality of human existence. Buzzfeed initially found great success… Read more »
IRISH MUSICAL expression reached its zenith at approximately 2.30am this past Saturday night as DJ Robby J had the attendees of Jade O’Connor’s 21st birthday grooving to the unique musical stylings of Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’. It has been reported that during the sweet joyful ode to female objectification that is ‘Blurred Lines’ the 29-year-old… Read more »
The Late Late Show’s ascension to the bottom of the barrel continues apace with the announcement today that Friday’s show will have some teeth as its main guest. Following on from last Friday’s excellent segment with the cat from the popular TV show Love/Hate the Late Late’s producers have booked in the teeth which departed… Read more »
Diarmuid Kelly, a Clare native, was shocked to discover that he had unwittingly sold his soul to a company by agreeing to the website’s terms and conditions. Like most people, Diarmuid didn’t have the time to read through over 14,000 words worth of ‘data use policy’, ‘waiver and indemnity’ and ‘privacy’ so he instead instinctively… Read more »
Lovable baldy, Sinead “what’ll she do next?” O’Connor has written yet another open letter, this time to herself. Following on from previous open letters to Miley Cyrus, and more recently TD Alan Farrell this morning, O’Connor has completed a nice little trilogy by penning an equally preachy piece to herself. In contrast to the previous… Read more »
