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Writing About Celebrities Tweeting Now 90% Of Journalists’ Job
A RECENT study carried out by the NUJ (National Union of Journalists) revealed that the majority of journalists today spend ... -
People Take To Shouting Status Updates In The Street As Facebook Experiences Problems
As news spread like wildfire across the world that Facebook is currently unable to allow status updates there were countless ... -
Clare Man Realises He Has Given Away Soul After Reading I-Tunes Terms And Conditions
Diarmuid Kelly, a Clare native, was shocked to discover that he had unwittingly sold his soul to a company by ... -
4,580,213 Irish People Out Of 4,588,252 Still Don’t Have A Clue About 2008 Bank Guarantee
An extensive survey carried out on behalf of WWN reveals that as many as 4.5 million people living in Ireland ... -
‘Assad Is Only Pissed Because He Can’t Grow A Proper Ronnie’ Claims Inner City Dublin ...
AN INNER city Dublin teenager claimed today that Syrian president Bashar al-Assad’s recent mood has been down to him not ... -
Curry’s Apologise To Internet For Not Filming Dancing Job Applicants
CURRY’S has made a formal apology to internet users today for not recording dancing job applicants and uploading the videos ... -
“Well, We’re Hardly Going To Raise Our Prices After Winter”: Bord Gais
BORD GAIS CEO John Mullins responded to the companies latest 2pc hike in energy costs today by stating that they ... -
Government To Ban ‘Quinn’ Family Name From Absolutely Everything By 2014
THE GOVERNMENT announced its decision today to ban the family name Quinn from absolutely everything to do with business by ... -
400,000 Commuters Delighted To Not Having Any Interaction With Dublin Bus Drivers Again Today
HUNDREDS OF thousands of commuters said today they were ‘delighted’ to not having any interaction with arrogant Dublin bus drivers ... -
New Laws To Allow Banks Anally Rape Struggling Homeowners Family While They’re Made Watch
THE GOVERNMENT announced today it will pass new laws which will allow banks to anally rape a struggling homeowners entire ...