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Christmas Moved Forward Three Weeks Due To Consumer Demand
MAJOR retailers and leading brands have confirmed that Christmas will be moved forward three weeks in order to keep up ... -
Every Home That Registers With Irish Water To Get Free Love/Hate Boxset
IN A final desperate bid to entice homeowners to send in their details, Irish Water has announced they will give ... -
Annual Death Toll At Tesco ‘Reduced To Clear’ Section Rises To 17
GARDAI have appealed to the public to exercise caution and restraint when browsing the “Reduced To Clear” section in Tesco, ... -
Irish Services Sector Sees Growth Despite Retail Staff Constantly Rolling Their Eyes At You
IRELAND’S service sector, made up of banking, real estate, communications and retail businesses, continues to grow steadily despite retail staff ... -
Desperate, Sweaty And Broke 63-Year-Old To Pitch Idea For App To Everyone At Web Summit
DEEP within the environs of the RDS, 63-year-old Séan Hooley is desperately pitching his idea for an app to all ... -
Dublin Pubs To Introduce 5c Per Ice-Cube Charge
FOLLOWING the decision by a Dublin pub to charge customers 20c for a pint of tap water, many more premises ... -
John Gilligan Looking To Muscle In On Organised Charities Racket
EXILED gangster John Gilligan is said to be thinking about making an emphatic return to the top of Ireland’s criminal ... -
Irish Water Christmas Party Promises To Be Mad Craic Altogether
DESPITE damning reports that over a million people have yet to return their completed forms, registering themselves as customers, Irish ... -
Irish Water Averaging 6.7 Scandals A Day
WWN can exclusively reveal that Irish Water, much criticised in some way by 98.4% of the Irish population, is currently ... -
Good News As Dublin Drugs Firm Creates 20 Jobs
WELCOME news on the jobs front as a drugs firm is expanding its operations in the Nation’s capital. The firm’s expansion ...
