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Underpants Bomber Signs 5 Year Contract With Calvin Klein
THE Saudi underpants bomber has signed a five year contract with fashion house Calvin Klein, a spokesman for the company has ... -
Economic Fears Grow As Irish Markets Phone In ‘Sick’ To Work This Morning
TRADERS at Ireland’s ISEQ have warned of more economic turbulence today after the markets failed to turn up for work ... -
Government: New Water Meters To Include ‘Draw Something’ App For First Million Customers
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that all new water meters will include a ‘draw something’ app for the first one million ... -
Fuel Prices Set To Soar After ‘Something Really Complicated Happened Somewhere Foreign Or Something’ , ...
FUEL prices are set to soar even higher this month after ‘something really complicated happened somewhere foreign or something’ say distributors. Four ... -
Unemployed Must ‘Pretend’ To Look For Jobs, Says Burton
THE Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, has warned today that the long term unemployed must now ‘pretend’ to look for ... -
Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs
HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections ... -
Vatican Makes Bid For Rangers FC
THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and ... -
Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On ...
SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ... -
Wallace Devastated As Bank Seize All Three Pink Polo Shirts
WEXFORD TD Mick Wallace, who used to own three pink polo shirts, says he is “devastated” after ACC bank officials ...