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90% Of Pubs Still Pretending They Close On Time
A STAGGERING 90% of Irish pubs are still pretending they close on time, as dictated by their alcohol licences, despite ... -
Good News As One New Job Announced For Waterford City
THERE’S some good news on the jobs front in Waterford city today as a local Texaco filling station is to ... -
Sales Of Koka Noodles Plummet As Payday Arrives
SALES of the leading brand of austerity noodles have taken their traditional late-January nosedive, as long-awaited paychecks finally meant that ... -
Farmers Expect Bumper Crop Of E-Cigarette Fluid This Year
PROJECTIONS for this years E-Cigarette fluid harvest was announced this morning, with farmers expecting a huge increase in the amount ... -
Cool New Dublin Start Up Actually A Crack Den
DESPITE innovative tech start ups continuing to gentrify parts of Dublin long unused by the hipster elite, there have been ... -
Ireland’s Economic Recovery In Peril As Polish Workforce Becomes Lazier, More Irish
THERE has been widespread panic within political and economic circles as Ireland’s economic recovery is said to be under threat. ... -
New Hipster Cafe To Serve ‘Fart In A Jar’
AS part of the continuing evolution of the human race, a group of hipsters have opened the world’s first ‘fart ... -
Oil Prices Reaching ‘Fuck Russia’ Levels
OIL prices continued to plunge this week with Brent Crude and US WTI both falling to ‘fuck Russia’ levels, on ... -
3 Dead After Cadbury’s Creme Egg Protest Turns Violent In Dublin
GARDAÍ in Dublin have called for calm this afternoon after three people were reported killed and another 17 injured after ... -
BT Young Scientist Competition Chaos As 14-Year-Old Lets Killer Robots Loose
THE RDS in Dublin, the venue for this year’s BT Young Scientist competition, has been thrown into chaos on its ...
