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Bouncers Vow To Continue Putting Nightclub Stamp Right Where Your Boss Will See It
MEMBERS of one of the most influential Nightclub Bouncer groups in Ireland have overwhelmingly voted against new legislation which would ... -
Calls For Hipsters To Be Banned From Opening Businesses And Creating Employment
THERE has been widespread condemnation of members of the hipster movement who wish to run profitable businesses and create employment, ... -
2018 Will See 12 Aldi & Lidl Stores For Every Person In Ireland
THE rapid rise of the European supermarket giants Aldi and Lidl is set to continue unabated in the years leading ... -
Water Meter Installers Looking Forward To A Quiet Day At Work Tomorrow
AS PROTEST groups prepare to march at a Water Charges demonstration in Dublin tomorrow, teams of water meter installers are ... -
No Going Into The Bottom Row Of Milk Tray Rule Now In Operation
WITH the Festive season well underway, households across the country have been warned that going onto the bottom row of ... -
“I’m Never Fucking Flying With Them Again,” Says Man On His 234th Flight With Ryanair
DERMOT Mahony has today shocked family members by revealing his 234th flight with low fares airline Ryanair will be his ... -
‘Lidl Guy’ Vows To Treat Homophobics Equally
HOMOPHOBIC shoppers in Portlaw, County Waterford today were guaranteed by Lidl employee, Paval Grześkowiak, that they can shop freely in ... -
Guy At Christmas Market Wondering What’s So Festive About An 8 Euro Hotdog
A MAN attending a Christmas Market in his hometown today will spend most of his time wondering what exactly is ... -
Chinese Lad With Hard To Pronounce Name To Be Called “Jim” From Now On
WORKERS at a Kildare meat factory have come up with a solution for their inability to pronounce their Chinese co-worker’s ... -
Christmas Moved Forward Three Weeks Due To Consumer Demand
MAJOR retailers and leading brands have confirmed that Christmas will be moved forward three weeks in order to keep up ...
