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Ryanair To Offer Flights To Mars For €50 Return
RYANAIR will sell €50 flights to the planet Mars when it finally manages to get the long-haul spacecraft needed as ... -
Lynx Release New ‘Silage’ Body Spray For Single Farmers
LEADING deodorant maker Lynx has announced their very first foray into the original Irish fragrance market with a new scent ... -
Calls To Cease Logging As Number Of Magic Tree Forests Dwindle
DEFORESTATION has all but eradicated 90% of the world’s Magic Tree forests, a new Greenpeace study revealed today. The environmental ... -
Apple Watch Set To Revolutionise The Way People Ignore Each Other
INDUSTRY experts are predicting that the brand new smartwatch unveiled by Apple yesterday will totally change the way people ignore ... -
Hundreds Of Senior Citizens Injured In Clashes With Gardai Over Pink Snack Shelving
IN WHAT has been quoted as the most violent clash on Dublin streets since the St. Patricks day riots in ... -
Irish Maternity Hospital Tests Baby Drone Delivery System
A DUBLIN maternity hospital has begun testing an in-house baby drone delivery system which will not only deliver the baby, but ... -
Country Forced To Change Its Name To ‘i-Reland’ Due To Apple Investment Clause
FOLLOWING news of a further €850 million investment by tech giant Apple in a data centre in Athenry, the Government ... -
Everyone A Fucking Photographer Now All Of A Sudden
A NEW study carried out across Ireland by camera retail outlets has found that everyone is a fucking photographer now ... -
“Golden Ball Really Fucking Important,” Insists Central Bank
THE Central Bank has come out in defence of the costly relocation of a great big giant golden ball that ... -
Diageo Launches ‘Guinness Sport’
BRITISH owned alcoholic beverages company Diageo has launched a brand new product to target the fitness market, simply called ‘Guinness Sport’. The double strength ...
