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Pornography Fan Can’t Figure Out Why His Laptop Is Running So Slow
MARK Caghnavan, a Dublin student and avid fan of hardcore online pornography, has expressed bafflement as to how his laptop ... -
Apple CEO Who Forced New U2 Album On World Now Lecturing About Privacy
TIM COOK, the man responsible for forcing U2’s Songs Of Innoncence on every Apple customer on the planet, has spoken ... -
Business Sales Guy Just Wants To Touch Base With You
BUSINESS sales guy Jonathan Corcoran just wants to touch base with you about your new start-up project to help build ... -
Pub Chef Thinks He’s Gordon Fucking Ramsay Or Something
STAFF at Nero’s Bar in Waterford have claimed the pub’s head chef thinks he’s Gordon fucking Ramsay or something, despite ... -
McDonald’s Grafton St Receives Award For Services To Drunk Lads Bursting For A Piss
LARGE crowds gathered outside McDonald’s on Grafton Street this morning as the fast food giant was honoured for its services ... -
Google’s Self Driving Car Commits First Hit & Run
AFTER reports that Google’s road testing of its self-driving car technology has resulted in 11 accidents since commencing, comes yet ... -
Dozens Injured In Stampede After Second Checkout In Lidl Opens
AMBULANCES are still at a Meath branch of Lidl this morning, which was the scene of a near-tragic incident that ... -
3 Ireland Celebrate Purchase Of O2 By Upping Prices For Everyone
HOT on the heels of their €850 million acquisition of the O2 network in Ireland, 3 Ireland have rewarded the ... -
Golden Retriever ‘Horrified’ After Stock Image Appears On Pedigree Chum Cans
A GOLDEN retriever from the Midlands who sold the rights of his image to a stock photography company has expressed ... -
Brown Envelope Sales Nearly Back To 2006 Levels
STATIONERY outlets across Ireland have reported a huge surge in the sale of brown envelopes in the past 12 months, ...
