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3 in 4 Arseholes Now Claiming To Be Entrepreneurs
A STUDY carried out by the Irish chambers of commerce has revealed that as many as 3 out of every ... -
Cardboard Box In Dalkey Goes On Sale For €1.7mn
THE owner of a six sided cardboard box, which comes with its own sleeping blanket and roll of duct tape, ... -
Taxi Driver Complaints About Complaints Up 300%
TAXI drivers have responded angrily to news that complaints made about drivers to the National Transport Authority are up 97% ... -
Wind Farmers To Seek Subsidies As Cost Of A Bale Of Wind Plummets
WIND farmers from around the country will meet in Offaly tonight to discuss the ongoing price drop of a unit ... -
Irish Nation To Act As Guarantor For European €40bn Stimulus Package, Confirms ECB
THE European Central Bank is to embark upon a €40bn asset-backed security plan as part of a package to stimulate ... -
NAMA To Purchase Next Property Bubble Ahead Of Imminent Collapse
NEWSPAPERS today have lead with an encouraging and inspiring story that has seen people with amnesia queue up five days ... -
Drug Mule Welcomes Ryanair’s ‘Business Class’
PROFESSIONAL drugs mule Derek Palmer congratulated his airline of choice today for finally caving in and allocating a class for ... -
Car Insurance Companies Just Picking Figures Out Of Their Holes, Says Report
A DAMNING new report from the Central Statistics Office has revealed that when it comes to calculating the price of ... -
Teachers To Go On One Last Coke Binge Before School Re-Opens
PRIMARY and secondary school teachers are today embarking on one last drink and drug fuelled rampage before knuckling down to ... -
Irish Water Defend Prices Claiming ‘Cost Of Stupidity’ Is Higher In Ireland
CONTROVERSIAL semi-state company Irish Water have today defended their inflated prices claiming the cost of stupidity is higher in Ireland ...
